Im over run with wasps :\

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Last week found a wasps nest in the porch roof .. So calls rento kill and the said they would sort it monday , couldnt make it as too busy on other jobs ffs

So hes comining tomo afters .. Which is a farkin good job like

Come home from work before put mi key in front door and spys a wasp on the inside of the window , thinks to mi self cheeky fucker has sneaked in when i closed door before

Then looks up the rest of the window ...

Absoltuey swarming with them :eek: Like fuck im opening that door :cops:

The cunts have broke through the plaster in the celling so i now have a wasps nest for a porch :crazy:

Have had to borrow some ladders and starksy and hutch it through the small window upstairs , how i got through ill never know :condom:

How the fck is the dood gonna sort it tomo gas em through the letter box or somat like :| ?
 

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I feel for you mate.

I hate wasps. With a fuckin passion. :mad:

They serve no purpose on God's green earth than to annoy the fuck outta people & make me run around flapping my hands like a woman...

They are the insect equivalant of chavs... even down to their stripey tops...

LMFAO :thumbsup:
 
I think i speak for most people when i say......i would pay to watch that!

You prolly will see it this summer... I have a real phobia & that big butch macho image I have goes out the window when the evil cunts are around... I panic n flap :$

Best ever is trapping one of the bleeders under a pint glass & the knocking it back & forward or in circles to daze the bastard...

In fact I've been known to spit at them once they are safely under a pint glass...

They absolutely ruin my summer...
 

sy69

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Last week found a wasps nest in the porch roof .. So calls rento kill and the said they would sort it monday , couldnt make it as too busy on other jobs ffs

So hes comining tomo afters .. Which is a farkin good job like

Come home from work before put mi key in front door and spys a wasp on the inside of the window , thinks to mi self cheeky fucker has sneaked in when i closed door before

Then looks up the rest of the window ...

Absoltuey swarming with them :eek: Like fuck im opening that door :cops:

The cunts have broke through the plaster in the celling so i now have a wasps nest for a porch :crazy:

Have had to borrow some ladders and starksy and hutch it through the small window upstairs , how i got through ill never know :condom:

How the fck is the dood gonna sort it tomo gas em through the letter box or somat like :| ?

You probably wont be able to go in your house for a while after the guy has gassed them out.They will be so pissed off trying to sting everyone in sight.
 

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I feel for you mate.

I hate wasps. With a fuckin passion. :mad:

They serve no purpose on God's green earth than to annoy the fuck outta people & make me run around flapping my hands like a woman...

They are the insect equivalant of chavs... even down to their stripey tops...

:rofl: hahahaha so true :thumbsup:
 
You probably wont be able to go in your house for a while after the guy has gassed them out.They will be so pissed off trying to sting everyone in sight.

Grrr I hate the fuckers....

Right bees are cool yeah... they make honey, help with cross-pollenation & best of all a bee will only sting you as a last resort & will die afterwards... wasps are just plain fuckin malicious.
 

sy69

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Grrr I hate the fuckers....

Right bees are cool yeah... they make honey, help with cross-pollenation & best of all a bee will only sting you as a last resort & will die afterwards... wasps are just plain fuckin malicious.

totally agree with ya :thumbsup:
 

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Grrr I hate the fuckers....

Right bees are cool yeah... they make honey, help with cross-pollenation & best of all a bee will only sting you as a last resort & will die afterwards... wasps are just plain fuckin malicious.

Oh i don't know, they're pretty good at getting chewing gum off walls!!
 

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Jiglo

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I swatted at one with a bread knife once and sliced it clean in half!:cool:

Bet Mr Miyage couldn't do that either;)
 

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When we were in France a few years back my little brother was squashing wasps with his thumbs!!! :eek: :S

There's this great trap they do in France which is to cut a 2 litre bottle about half way down and turn the top bit upsidedownand place into the bottom half. You need to put undiluted cordial (the really syrupy shit is best) in the bottom half of your contraption and then the wasps fly in and cant get out. WINNER!!!!!!

:D:D:D:D :thumbsup:

x
 

Miss C

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I probably still would not kill a wasp if it stung me!

Won't kill anything lol :$ its just unnecessary & disproportionate to the annoyance imo

Although I was once a guilty accomplice to getting a copule of wasps stoned :$ mature as ever.