Me looking a bit serious
Ladies can PM me with lewd offers or photos (not you Shoom, you were shit)
Gentle Men can PM me with lewd offers or photos (Shooms you were too rough last time)
C U N T! That's my gag!
Its a good un tho.
Ed in the top one you look really nice- a little like Ricardo E Grant in fact. If I were not married to the best man in the world already I would deffo have sent you a very lewd pm*.I am not saying you look shite in the bottom pic lol, just the top one is the better of the two.
*The levels of attractiveness are of course slightly 'plumped' by your admittance of finding crows feet slightly nice. There is hope for all us old bitches after all it would seem.
I think you'll find it's MY gag... I invented the misquote triple Salko with twist & pike during post-coital pillow talk... just after comparing your Ma's anus to the Sarlacc pit..
Lol. Funnily enough I've had the Larry Grayson thing before, usually when I'm going to Heaven Nightclub. Think its cos I've got sunken eyes and a massive cock.
Love the brown shirt Cheryl! Where's it from? I just bought one yesterday in leopard print which is in the same shape but its a bit too bit for me
Its from Blue Rinse babe! Its a bat-wing cardy. Gwaan the leopard print. A 'bit too bit'?
id love them legs rapped round me neck,crushing the life out of me....