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So i go and get married, and lo and behold i turn into some shabby chic loving bitch right there in the reg office. Fuck knows what happend, prior to 12 pm on the 24th all was well- i had quite balanced tastes inderior design wise- now its all gone tits. By 12.15 i was foaming at the mouth for a...

What absolute rubbish- i am absolutely fucking hammered! Can all at OSA raise their virtual glasses to the new Mr and Mrs Johnson. (hic!) :heart:

These things are easily worth the mega bucks they cost. Forget the fact that they are so fucking huge you have to totally re-arrange the room to accomodate them, forget the fact that they look like summat from Space 1999, forget the fact that they make such a racket you need ear plugs to avoid...

As i could not be arsed to get my car fixed lol and just got a new one, i phoned up this bloke out of the pap to collect my old one. He is reet gypo, and he just turned up with the WHOLE family in his big lorry thang to collect my car. He talked all pikey lol, i couldnt tell what he was saying-...

Arggggggggh! Need i really say more about the Swedish fucking nightmare of a frigging shop. How come, regardless of great mood etc before entering, Jonno and i always fall out like mad at some point in there and travel home in silence. We have wasted 7, yes bloody 7 hours of our lives this week...

Hiya, I need a bedroom doing asap- anyone here help or know anyone that can do it in the next few weeks. Cheers in advance:thumbsup:

I think most will agree that cover versions are usually really really wank, and very rarley make the as good as, if not better than the org. After much thinking, the only cover i can think of that is better is Stevie Wonder with 'We Can Work it Out', which is obviously a Beatles classic (tho...

Woo-Woo, shit thread alert!:cops: I lurve chewing gum, i can easily get through a packet a day (rock hard or what). Not only does it keep my breath fresh and not cat shit like (get close up to Shooms and you will know what i am on about) but i reck if 'fo 'sho keeps the jowls at bay. Here are...

Do you ever feel like this? I was just driving along the motorway, all those cars with people in all around me, everyone had somewhere to be and shit. Perhaps it was the beautiful music that made me suddenly aware of life, perhaps it was that i am in a great mood today-either way its weird when...

I am blowin smoke to any boast tosties, apples and owners of big mama's. Don't be a mike fright, get modulating and tell us yer angle- i am on the by and waiting for your answers, c'mon bring it back! Over and out. p.s loving the term 'beaver fever' for a cb addict that misses his erm, missus.

Reet, which is the best. A maize variety like, hmnn i dunno a Monster Munch or a Quaver- or a trad potato one like a good old packwah of Walkers. Its a toughie alright and no mistakin! :)

Ever do this? I do it i dunno, every couple of weeks. I think about breathing, and them something weird happens and it goes out of sync, it takes a fair few minwahs to be able to breath properly again without thinking about it lol. I always panic as well in that few mins, like my God, what if...

What food sourse makes your farts smell the most rank then? For me, i would say curry. Last night i had a really hot one, and today my farts smell like a collision between a jar of bovril and a jalapeno pepper pickers hands. Needless to say, i am avoiding putting any form of nikid flame near my...

I have one of 'THEM' kind of spots, on the right side of my grid, just passed my chin and up a bit. Its like a hard lump i can feel, but you can't see anything. Man it sore as feck. When i bend down i can feel my pulse through it! Even talking is painfull! I am in so much pain and you can't even...

1,You can and do use them to fan the flames of a barby to get it going like. 2, You get dead alarmed that you found yet another copy of a record when you have been searching for three hours in piles of vinyl for summat else. 3, You return home to find a card form the Parcel Force dude, and you...

Apart from Bill Liar, i ahve yet to read any of my fave books from when i was a kid again. Here are some of my faves: Cider with Rosie To Kill a Mocking Bird The Pearl Kes Any of the Famous Five books The Secret Garden. Anyone ever re-read any book they loved as a teen or whatever. I hate...

Hmnn, i go through stages of being blinded by ridiculous claims of pepto proteins, claims of abilities to 'mop up free radicals' and promises of cellular regeneration, and then doubt it all and think its a great big phat crock of shit. Just the mention of it being formulated and controlled by...

This are a few we have been trying out at our house. (Holding off a wee is still my fave tho). Sit somewhere different in the front room, normally i sit by the window to watch the goggle box. Before i tried it on the other sofa, the whole room looked dead different- like being in someone elses...

Ever get days like this? I have sorta a bad sinking feeling in my tummy, like something bad is going to happen and i don't know what. Its like the reverse of butterflies. :)

I drove dahhhn saff at the weekend, say it was about a 600 mile trip- i didn't check the water or anything. When we got back, well the day after the water heater thingy light came on, and as we were about 3 miles from home i just carried on driving. When i stopped the car and got out, it smelled...