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Right, this bloke has a garage right outside our backgate, and every morning he gets his motorbike out, starts it- does some random fucking about in the garage for a few minwahs then rev's it like mad for a bit and drives off- this is at 5.35 in the morn. As its hot we have to have the window...

Anyone got anything in the way of a best man speech? Preff one thats got funny bits in- and no rude bits. Ta. :)

Never watched Lost, well just a bit of the first episode and tbh i found it a little yank. As everyone keeps saying its really good we are giving it another go, we have the whole first lot (or something) on dvd. Because we are soooo hardcore we are going to stay up and wath them all in one...

Gewd, how horrible is text speako. Ahhh, its with great sadness i hear that Top of the Pops is finishing. I have watched this for ages, i only stopped when they moved the times around. Admitedly it went wank the last few years, but thats only becuase pop is shit these days. And just how saucy...

Anyone, anyone.............

Just had my sister on the blower, (newp they are not for me) and she was crying becuase she went last night and it was "the best night of her life", and so tonight she is desperado to do it all over agin. She is after gold circle tickets, whatever the fuck that means, and she is minted so she...

Right, i do belive as from tomoz Debs is gonna have some of her own decks. So i reck to make her work hard we should all insist that she does a radio slot quite sooninsh, i reck we give her a month to the day to do an hours slot! :)

Anyone read any books by her? I am just a few chapters into 'Drugs are Nice', and i have to say its pretty good stuff. I am dying to know what her band Suckdog sound like lol, Thurston Moore ( a personal hero of mine) has this to say about her: "Lisa is the laugh, the fart, the make out, the...

Frigging hell, i just heard the new Christina Ag song on the rad and its mega ace! Britney is not fit to eat her shit i reck, vocally wise there is just no comp. (though i do feel sorry for Briters as she is married to a right gimp, and her tits are really saggy for such a youngster). Anyone...

I am easily the nosiest person i know, i waste so much time listening in to other peoples convo's in supermarkets and the like. I love sitting at cheap caf's and listening to people chatting about gas bills and shit. Anyway, i just got a letter thats actually for Sue next door. It has a...

Oh my frigging God. Oh Jesus christ, what manner of shit are the apparant top bods in there wearing. The poor counter staff have to put up with such fashion crimes on a daily basis from their bosses, and not actually laugh. They deserve some kind of medal. On arival i saw some crazy pumped up...

To have a tongue sesh for one full minwah to save your life, who would you pick to do it with. 1, Mickey Rourke 2, Michael Stipe 3, Axl Rose. Blokes join in, is as disgusting for us females given the choices- but Shooms, before you go getting a semi its only mouth tongues okay.

Just been for a walk, and horse shit is everywhere round by us. Why is it okay for horse's and not for dog's- at the end of the day its still crap on the floor eh. Cows and sheep are obv different. :)

A friggin ace minced lamb pie for tea, its tastes sweeeet man. Nigella, i now officilally take of the crown from your provocative, finger licking, almost money shot every five secs whilst innocently shaving parmesan head, and place it upon my own! Whats your cullinary spesh then, the best one i...

Is this just the best time of your life? Is it better than actually being in love? I have only ever done it the once, and i can't decide if it was really ace or really horrible. I remeber great rush's and surges of pleasure, but i also remeber feeling like i was on a rollorcoaster and about to...

Dita Von Tesse, who i reck is lush, and Paris Hilton who is a right freak and no mistakin. Any more up for voting? :)

What radio station do you tune into most (yeah, yeah done before- but with the influx of newbies its seems a revisit is in order). I love both radio two, in partic Tezzer Wogan, Jeremy Vine (think thats his name), Stu Merconie (or summat) and of course Jonno Woss on a sat morn. I also, and this...

Well who is up for the chop tonight then, God i hope its the reet cunto Seezer- i wish i could be there to pelt him with eggs and shit. :)

Why do some people get all grumpy when they get old? You see them don't you, bad temperd oldies. I see it happening to my mum, and it makes me sad to see her getting so bitter with the blows life has dealt her. She used to be fine, but the closer she is getting to 60 she just gets more angry. I...

1, its turning into a generation game/ krypton style challange of mental agility to get the shelves and shit back in the right place. 2, why oh why do we buy so much food, let it go out of date then chuck it. 3, wtf is the black gunky shit that collects in the little plug thing in the back...