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I know its a bit daft, but i am fine around gay men, but for some reason i am quite uncomfortable around gay females. Not all i should add, in partic the ones who live a few doors down (for some reason our village is a lesbos haven). They were just chatting to me then about the garden i have...

Do you hate it if someone else opens it and listens to it first? We had Edie Brickell 'Circle' deliverd by the postie this morn and i wasn't allowed to play it all day long. It really wouldn't bother me, but for some reason Jonno has to be the one to pull all the tape off and play it first. :)

When you are on for a skive at work- do you ever play this whilst in the bogeroonie? If you read everything thats in your wallet/purse (in my case every Tesco, B & Q, Cash point recipts, shit i have ripped outta mags) you can spin you loo break out for miles longer. Its far more descreet then...

Or cooking smells for the none scouse speaking members of tha board. We are roasting a chicken at the mo- it smells lush as feck. Whats yer fave cooking smell then, go on, tell- you know you want to. Some faves of mine: Cakes baking, spesh ones with a bit of chocolate in. Onions and garlic...

Shit, how much time do i waste on Ebay. Right, anyone else do this- i look for summat (that i usually don't want/need) then i find it- then i look at the seller. Check all their feedback (always morbidly curious about neg/neutral- i love reading bad comments), then if someone leaves neg, i then...

Do you ever get days like this? My whole body is absolutly exhausted- to the point of even brushing my hair is hard as my arms feel really heavy. I dunno whats up- i tried to go back to bed but just led there really cold for ages (even with pj's socks and a jumper on!) before i gave up trying to...

I go for Atomic bombs, Babs Streisand and seahorses. Anymore for anymore? :)

Nope, not the rotten toothed, tweed loving old bint that refuses to die so we all get a day offof work- but the band. Listened to Radio Ga-Ga yesterday on the rad, and it sounded ace. It is very nearly my fave Queen track, only pipped to the top spot by 'Under Pressure' (tho its hard not to...

Bath, pj's and bed by 8.30 pm! I am gonna drag the dvd player upstairs and watch a film up there. Plus we have the extra ace joy of fresh sheets, and we do not have to set the alarm until 8.15 tomoz. Aslo, house is tidy and i am up to date (ish) with uni work so no nagging feeling while i am...

Anyone else subscribe to this very witty newsletter- i bloody love it i do. :)

You know the microwave one, well say its a 100g bag- do you reck once its popped it weighs more, the same or even less afterwards? :)

God, i just went to the loo and i thought i was hemorrhaging to high heaven out of the old poop shoot, then i rememberd that i had eaten a full packed of beetroot for supper last night so alls well. What food/liquid makes your waste all spazzy then. I have noticed that when you eat tinned...

I am eating loads of cottage cheese at the mo. Can any ladies guess what one word i think of though when i look at it? Its wrrrrrrrrrrong, but i can't help it. :)

I am the only one who dreams of giving this ginger witch's bonse a reet good kicking. I partic hate the scetch of her and that bloke from Murphy's Mob (was that the prog) where they are in bed. It bugs the fuck out of me but i keep watching it and getting more annoyed. I think the whole show is...

Why do men love big telly's so bloody much. I don't get why you have to have something 40" to stare at, i would be happy with a portable me. Same with speakers, the bigger the better. Even if they let out the same sound you want them friggin huge. And remotes, large selection of remotes right...

Just started for those who have yet to see it- its a great film. :)

Nope, not pulling yer pisser- i had my eyelashs permed yesterday, and apart from the fact my eyes swelled up and it has taken a bit of skin of my eyelids and my under eye region is dead dry and flaky it looks mint. :)

Or H.I.I.T as its known lol. Has anyone tryed this barrrrstard? Fuck me it is hard. I am used to doing 45 mins per day cardio, say 4-5 times per week. Now i do just 20 mins of this stuff 3 times per week and its miles harder, its all about 100% effort for short burts, then coolong down, then...

Right so i get up early and go to the gym, i approach a cross trainer and so does this ultra toned witch in matching 'workout gear'. So she gives me the look, that cross trainer battle look that is equiv to revving your engine at the lights and i give it her back to say game on. So we both hop...

Bit of an odd question i know, but yesterday i felt really pissed off/sad for no reason- then when i thought about it i realised that it had been ages since i had cryed. I picked the boyf up from work and told him that i felt like having a really good cry and an early night. Naturally, not being...