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I promised Jonno that i would watch this with him tonight as he has been on at me for ages to. Anyone reck its any good? As soon as he said the words 'gangster film' i thought it sounded wank. Its like me telling a bloke a film is a bit 'menstrual' see. Am i night for a good or shit night?:)

Oh my God i love these fatty little shits that masquerade in my gob as heaven. You can get lots of kinds, i have had the souffle ones that you pop in the oven and they go all impressivly tall- they're nice but not as ace as the chocolate pot ones. If you shove one (or two- or three if you are a...

God knows how it came about, but Jonno just said that he reck's a paper cut to the bell end would hurt far more than childbirth. What a stupid moronic thing to suggest eh. What do you think hurts more, being streched to 10inch, your whole pelvic spazzing out with feck off huge tummy cramps...

Which one smells worse:confused: ? Both make me retch, but i reck dog shit is just ever so slightly more horrible. (both by the way, just for the sake of helping you make your mind up, are freshly done ones, quite solid in format with no obvious underlying illness to make them more smelly than...

Frig me i just heard this on the radio and i love it like mad. Its the most freshest thing i have heard in ages, sorta like an early St Etienne, yet a bit more hip-hopish- the bit at the end that goes all Breeders Cannoball guitary is ace. It sounds live too, which i love in a record. Does...

Okay so she shags older composer type dudes, but God can this goofy bitch sing. Just listening to her do 'pie Jesu' and it loverly.:)

Every record collection i buy has a copy of Boney M's Brown Girl in the Ring- now what i want to know is- "she looks like a sugar in a plum"- what does this mean lol?

can have terrible consequences. After have a sneaky lunch time toot at 2 pm i set off to do some errands. I thought, in a nice moment of goodwill that i would nip into the police station to pick up some lost property- i know, stupid but y'know- lol i was feeling chilled and like it would be...

Well its goes straight over the top of my head. They do it too fast, plus they use tradesmen jargon that hurts my bonse. They say things like 'as you can see these bands moving across blah blah give rise to blah blah', but no bitch- i can't see. I have not done a hardcore course at the frigging...

You know the ones, Tesco 'Value, Sainburys 'Basics', or in Shooms case Waitrose 'Still fucking expensive yet still bland as fuck' ranges. For me, there are things i will compromise on and things i won't. Take toilet roll, i always buy decent one- the cheaper one is shit if you will pardon the...

The nights i take a drink to bed i wake up in the morning and its still full*. I don't touch it. The nights i don't, like say 2 outa 7, i wake up and do that whole thang where i spend ages in a semi sleepy state deciding wether or not its worth getting up for a drink. I spend what feels like...

Right yesterday from Tezzers i bought some Charmin loo roll. Now this is special as it says its 'twice the size' or summat. So, morphing into deranged housewife from the 50's i was telling Jonno about this ,no doubt whilst darning socks or whatever shit those crazy gals did, (and to think my...

Right so i moved in with the boyfriend many months back. Up in the wardrobe was this shoebox, and in this shoebox i knew there were letters, pics etc from former girlfriends. Now i said i would never look, this was scoffed at by Jonno who told me to look, its no biggy- we all have a past. I just...

Well i am having one of those nights- the ones were i am am cross at bladder functioning. God i just wish i had an adult nappy to save me the who-ha of getting up the bastard stairs to the loo. Its like an asault course of shite all the way up just to have a wee. I am going to switch to spirits...

(excuse the spelling, been on the vino all day) is on tv right now. Its ace, far better then that ponsey Zeffereli (sp?) one, but i do love all things Lurman (sp? again lol). I love most about this one, i love how he has stuck to the lang, yet all the contemp visuals and religios refferences...

Anyone played on this yet? I have borrowed this of the folks, my dad said that he has won 3 caravans and a doormat saying 'welcome' on it so far lol. Just watching the prog now on some daft digi channel to get in the mood. You can't beat a bit of bully:condom:

Just spotted a post by acestu, and it made me laugh as for ages- like about a year Jonno and I pronounced it like ak-ess-too. We would chat occasionaly and i would say 'oh did you see what ak-ess-too put, blah blah'. Anyway, i think it was Konspiricy that laughed when Jonno said it to him, he...

Made this joke up- but i know for sure i heard it before we met. He is so convinced that he started this as a child, and it has spread across the land lol. I think he is just tryng to impress me, so you tell me have you heard it- and if so do you reck he really inveted it? Two eggs in a frying...

How do you get rid? Anyone know of: a, how to get the smell off a hardwood floor- its sorta seeped into the grain (nioce!). b, what i can put down to stop the shit doing it again, as its becoming a habit. cheers.

Anyone read this absolute beauty of a book? Its a detective story with a difference, as the main caracter has an Autistic style disorder. Its beautifully written, very funny and touching too. I give it 7 out of 10.:)