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the lyrics to jinny's keep warm on the web. does anyone know them. THey must have been in smash hits or something

u have 5 seconds to name me anyone more sexy than elisha cuthbert. Am watching the girl nextdoor now in which she plays a porn star. Have i died and gone to heaven?

last post before some precious sleep. to jack nicolson in as good as it gets Q:-'what do you think of women?' A:- 'I think of a man and take away all logic and reason'. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Am bored at work whilst everyone else is out having fun so heres a quiz name the artist and the title of these 1990 classic lyrics/samples 1) 'a measly thousend bucks for me is much to little, I want a lot more than that' 2) 'stay off my back or I will attack and you don't want that' 3) 'how...

reminds me of some of you guys ;) http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.html

anyone know anything about this. Am using a scouse company to do my accounts (not for much friggin longer) I understood it was part of the deal that I got all or most of my expenses back. When i just got paid £303 from what was sposed to be £496 less tax and fees etc. I rang them up. They told...

when something goes missing and you search everywhere for it. I've lost this lead I really need right now. Its an ausio lead thats kinda like a double ended walkman lead. small headphone male to small headphone mail. I need it for ripping tapes etc and can't find it anywhere. Does anyone know...

just had a £200 jacket nicked from the dj booth tonight am well pissed and am trying to imagine the mind of the tosser that nicked it. spoilt my night totally. just wanna sleep and wake up from this nightmare :@

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'Ron aitkinson has been sacked from ITV football after a remark was accidentally broadcast when microphones should have been switched off' talking about marcel desailly he said 'he is what is know in some schools as a f***ing lazy thick ni**er'. goodbye Ron your shit commentary and lame arse...

say if you have a song that is exactly five mins long with the decks on zero. does anyone know how long it would be with say the decks set on minus 8 or plus 8. I know there enough anoraks on here to have worked this out already. thx in advance

thought amelie was winding me up about the new look. She said (this is classic) 'I was on a different pc so it looked funny' wow. Erm the jury is out. Its a bit bubblegum-esque. but may prove to be a refreshing change. Not good logging on after 3 cans and half a bottle of whisky though. proper...

my mate charles at about 4 in the morning. What you can't hear is me shouting 'charles watch out for your hand' pmsl enjoy. it's annoying sideways and you'll need quicktime. but worth it IMO. ps:- anuone know how to change it from landscape to portrait ? click here...

forum stopped working in internet explorer today fella. used to be fine. Has owt been changed over the last few days?

when you wake up at 4:10pm the following day with amnesia. What's the most you have slept? that was 12hrs also was up for 23 hrs by the time i went to bed. whats the longest you've been up

how could you beat my high score on pinguin bounce. It took me five days and about 10 hrs a day to get that. How did u do it. I feel like crying

installed a trial firewall I think Myk reccomended and was pretty shocked to see I am being attacked all the frigging time. It comes up saying 'attack alert port scanned' and gives their IP address. I was wandering what I can do in dos (ie:- ping and whois etc) to find out who they are and maybe...

eight 21 year old girls you know with an average bra size of about 34C all out on the piss looking mighty fine. One particular naughty little geordie girl with her tongue pierced being particularly friendly and you have to go home with your tail between your legs (so to speak) cause you have...

does anyone know how to do this. Butty and alien 8 are stumped

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