- Jul 18, 2001
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... with apologies to Terry Jacks... 
Goodbye to you Michael Jackson,
Macaulay was the father of your son.
Together you slept in your bed,
although you denied you ever said
that he was good at giving head.
Goodbye Goody it’s hard to die
While Jack Tweed is pissed and getting high
Raping girls just in their teens
Hitting boys, and causing scenes,
taxi drivers, other beings.
We had joy we had fun, we had Gately up the bum.
And The Star got quite tense
When Francesca hit the fence
Goodbye Grasshopper, pray for me.
You were the dark horse of the family.
To Bangkok you travelled far
Took a room above a bar
For auto- erotica
Goodbye Jordan it’s Peter here,
Take your mong and all your gear.
To the jungle you must go
Eating shit for lots of dough
Seven days in a row
We had Joy we had fun, we had Gately up the bum
And our bottoms got quite sore
When Frankie Boyle called the law
Goodbye Robson, oh sainted one
No jokes ‘bout you, that’s not much fun
We’ll try hard to post some soon
about football, or make a tune
about that Henry - the cheating egg & spoon
Goodbye Woodward it’s hard to die,
and laugh about Rihanna’s eye,
when Leona’s signing in her book
get’s a shock from a right hook
ending with a thick-lip look
We had joy we had fun we had Gately up the bum
and the mods got quite irate
when we dared to duplicate
Goodbye to you Michael Jackson,
Macaulay was the father of your son.
Together you slept in your bed,
although you denied you ever said
that he was good at giving head.
Goodbye Goody it’s hard to die
While Jack Tweed is pissed and getting high
Raping girls just in their teens
Hitting boys, and causing scenes,
taxi drivers, other beings.
We had joy we had fun, we had Gately up the bum.
And The Star got quite tense
When Francesca hit the fence
Goodbye Grasshopper, pray for me.
You were the dark horse of the family.
To Bangkok you travelled far
Took a room above a bar
For auto- erotica
Goodbye Jordan it’s Peter here,
Take your mong and all your gear.
To the jungle you must go
Eating shit for lots of dough
Seven days in a row
We had Joy we had fun, we had Gately up the bum
And our bottoms got quite sore
When Frankie Boyle called the law
Goodbye Robson, oh sainted one
No jokes ‘bout you, that’s not much fun
We’ll try hard to post some soon
about football, or make a tune
about that Henry - the cheating egg & spoon
Goodbye Woodward it’s hard to die,
and laugh about Rihanna’s eye,
when Leona’s signing in her book
get’s a shock from a right hook
ending with a thick-lip look
We had joy we had fun we had Gately up the bum
and the mods got quite irate
when we dared to duplicate
