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<blockquote data-quote="MizzDeedz" data-source="post: 553382" data-attributes="member: 5734"><p><strong>The Story soooo far </strong></p><p></p><p>In our house.....</p><p>lies a dog....</p><p>sniffing the air.......</p><p>near the kitchen....</p><p>As my nan .......</p><p>just walked in</p><p>and found me</p><p>sneaking a cake....</p><p>out of the...</p><p>larder and she</p><p>spanked my botty</p><p>with a large</p><p>stale bread loaf</p><p>Then she said...</p><p>you dirty rascal</p><p>that cakes mine !</p><p>you ate yours</p><p>pass the KY</p><p>dont you remember?</p><p>when last we....</p><p>greased the hinges....</p><p>And buried the....</p><p>dildo under the</p><p>garden water feature....</p><p>it was such</p><p>a kerfuffle when.....</p><p>the feature pee'd</p><p>all over my...</p><p>silly old gran ...</p><p>Who then peed</p><p>on grandad, who</p><p>Lost his teeth...</p><p>chomping his bit</p><p>of milk loaf</p><p>While watching Davina</p><p>give birth to</p><p>mini Davina while</p><p>evicting some twat</p><p>Nikki from bb</p><p>and consequently vomiting</p><p>all over pete</p><p>who shagged leah....</p><p>up the bum</p><p>which was worse.....</p><p>Beacause down at ....?</p><p>the bottom of...</p><p>the garden was . . </p><p>shabazz, he was...</p><p>a horny gnome</p><p>Puffing the magic</p><p>muff dragon and..</p><p>pulling on richards</p><p>dangleberries, phwooar said.........</p><p>...shabazz, id like....</p><p>my plums in</p><p>your hands whilst...</p><p>eating cumberland sausage</p><p>and grasping at...</p><p>mi nans curtains</p><p>you durty little</p><p>Curtain grabbing mother</p><p>....his nan said...</p><p>thats my beefs</p><p>wash out your</p><p>sphincter, it's time...</p><p>to try my...</p><p>tasty seafood batter</p><p>smothered over grandad's...</p><p>crusty left foot</p><p>stool in the</p><p>toilet bowl water</p><p>...blue-flush-tastic...</p><p>a one-armed spastic</p><p>...two nudges jackpot...</p><p>....cherry cherry.........winner</p><p>kerching...kerching .... jackpot</p><p>replay fucking ace!</p><p>Lost the lot....</p><p>borr'rus a nicker......</p><p>WHAT? WHY NOT ????</p><p>'kin outside... NOW!</p><p>knock ya block'off</p><p>Big dogs cocks...........</p><p>fat elephants fannies</p><p>Never ever forget</p><p>genetic minge-memory</p><p>Your shit stinks</p><p>worse thaan my</p><p>Sweaty bike-ride pits!</p><p>want a sniff?</p><p>eewww no thanks!</p><p>gwan, you love...</p><p>the smell of</p><p>sniffing arse crevices</p><p>Only when clean</p><p>But I thought...</p><p>Twas a rhumour</p><p>you lying get</p><p>just cryptic bitching</p><p>yeah right (bollocks)</p><p>big hairy kahooooona's</p><p>Taht were residing.....</p><p>In mamma's "pocket"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MizzDeedz, post: 553382, member: 5734"] [B]The Story soooo far [/B] In our house..... lies a dog.... sniffing the air....... near the kitchen.... As my nan ....... just walked in and found me sneaking a cake.... out of the... larder and she spanked my botty with a large stale bread loaf Then she said... you dirty rascal that cakes mine ! you ate yours pass the KY dont you remember? when last we.... greased the hinges.... And buried the.... dildo under the garden water feature.... it was such a kerfuffle when..... the feature pee'd all over my... silly old gran ... Who then peed on grandad, who Lost his teeth... chomping his bit of milk loaf While watching Davina give birth to mini Davina while evicting some twat Nikki from bb and consequently vomiting all over pete who shagged leah.... up the bum which was worse..... Beacause down at ....? the bottom of... the garden was . . shabazz, he was... a horny gnome Puffing the magic muff dragon and.. pulling on richards dangleberries, phwooar said......... ...shabazz, id like.... my plums in your hands whilst... eating cumberland sausage and grasping at... mi nans curtains you durty little Curtain grabbing mother ....his nan said... thats my beefs wash out your sphincter, it's time... to try my... tasty seafood batter smothered over grandad's... crusty left foot stool in the toilet bowl water ...blue-flush-tastic... a one-armed spastic ...two nudges jackpot... ....cherry cherry.........winner kerching...kerching .... jackpot replay fucking ace! Lost the lot.... borr'rus a nicker...... WHAT? WHY NOT ???? 'kin outside... NOW! knock ya block'off Big dogs cocks........... fat elephants fannies Never ever forget genetic minge-memory Your shit stinks worse thaan my Sweaty bike-ride pits! want a sniff? eewww no thanks! gwan, you love... the smell of sniffing arse crevices Only when clean But I thought... Twas a rhumour you lying get just cryptic bitching yeah right (bollocks) big hairy kahooooona's Taht were residing..... In mamma's "pocket" [/QUOTE]
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