9 minutes on a sun bed FFS
- Thread starter wayne
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Not been on for 3 years like a nob did 9 minutes FFS
Any one else ever done this? :S
It stings like fook
Red alert!!!
Fuck me mate that looks painfull
And thats just me knob
joking aside what is it
as in what part of you is it cos i can't work it out : as in what part of you is it cos i can't work it out
snap trying to work it out n all , pmsl wayne that looks sore , Daft bugger
Serves ya right ya big girl, sundbeds
Next you will be tellin us you burnt yerself by stayin on the sunbed too long cos you were engrossed in that goks fashion freak tv show at the time.
Next you will be tellin us you burnt yerself by stayin on the sunbed too long cos you were engrossed in that goks fashion freak tv show at the time. Serves ya right ya big girl, sundbeds
Or asking advise on the right shade of lipstick to match his skintone
Serves ya right ya big girl, sundbeds
Ha ha brilliant- i am going to give a prize to the first person who correctly gusses the part of my body- the prize will be a free can of shandy bass
Ha ha brilliant- i am going to give a prize to the first person who correctly gusses the part of my body- the prize will be a free can of shandy bass
your waist , hip , the white bit were your duds where?
dam i reacon you could have won that shandy bass, its an arm in the air shot pointing downward, i think,
can i have a can of top deck if my guess that the white carpet is the bedroom and the mushroom one is the landing is correct
well it is Fry-Day 
looks bleedin sore that Wayno :S
paracetamol, aloe vera aftersun / lotion and supposedly natural yoghurt is good for it too (apply it, not to eat, lol)
looks bleedin sore that Wayno :S
paracetamol, aloe vera aftersun / lotion and supposedly natural yoghurt is good for it too (apply it, not to eat, lol)
2 dihydrocodeine wiv 1 can of stell (ice cold) n url be sorted till morn pal
The Carling is doing the trick Ian
In one- i owe you a shandy bass Lottie
tell you what save your pennies and put it towards a bottle o aftersun
Lozzie
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That looks sore-people who work in sunbed shops are very irresponsible. She should have not sold you 9 minutes. you look quite pale, and not a regular user of sunbeds...so 9 minutes is probably too much for you even after a few goes on the beds. Thing is-people hammer it out at first thinking it'll get them a tan quicker, but all it does is burn you...and then leave no tan behind coz the skin has gone too dry. You've got to build up a base tan first...go on for three minutes twice maybe three times a week...then build up to six. Nine is only ok once ur brown...or if ur brown anyway.
But in all reality, tans fade-but the damage doesn't, just fuck it off...n get some fake stuff...
But in all reality, tans fade-but the damage doesn't, just fuck it off...n get some fake stuff...
