A bit morbid this one.

[Amelie]

When i ws stuck in traffic with my boyfriend the other week, i invented a game to pass the time.

Its called 'What would be the worse way to die across the ages'. Fun eh?

Right, i think that being put on a big bommy with the flames licking your feet like a suspected witch would be horrific, but jonno says that being stuck in a massive freezer would be worse.

What about the Romans, they knew how to do it in style. Chuck someone in a ring and let loose a few lions. And in Medieval times they had those crazy streching racks etc for those who stole a current bun or something equally deserving a long painfull death.

Okay, whats your worst way of dying.

 

[Judderz]

Drowning, would just hate to die like that.

 

[Amelie]

Drowning, would just hate to die like that.

Can you be a little more specific please with the deets, say in a smelly slimy lake and your legs get all tangles in crap at the bottom, and as you take your last breath a great big horrible eel slithers past and you get a gob full of eel juice or something.

It has to be baaad remember.

 

[butty]

alledgedly ive heard (but not sure where lol) that drownin aint that a badder way to go. coz once ur lungs fill up with air it isnt supposed to be that painful or owt. altho i do think it wud b pretty terryfying. of course noone has actually confirmed this too me coz then theyd b erm dead.

i rekon the worst way to go wud b burning that wud b terryfying slow and painful as hell. not noice

 

[DeeDee]

i reckon that those poor sailors that died in the russian submarine had it pretty shitty, thats not a nice way to go, failing that being buried alive oooo no couldnt cope with that

 

[Jiglo]

Being paralised by a snake or spider bite, then eaten alive by something would be pretty bad.

 

[Northern Star]

alledgedly ive heard (but not sure where lol) that drownin aint that a badder way to go. coz once ur lungs fill up with air it isnt supposed to be that painful or owt. altho i do think it wud b pretty terryfying. of course noone has actually confirmed this too me coz then theyd b erm dead.

Ur right there Butty!!!

The experience is supposed to be similar to that of say a herione overdose........once ur lungs fill....its meant to be quite a euphoric feeling :| but cant say id care to find out ta

Defo think that burning alive is dreaful but ud die from the shock before the pain got too bad......wouldnt fancy being stuck in a freezer either...hate bein the slightest bit cold......one extreme to the other cant decide which would be worse :|

 

[S-J]

:S I watched a documentary the other week about "The Bog People" and before anybody starts (Huxley that means you too ) the pete marsh bog people...

Right the way from peasants to princesses and queens alike...

They thought that by sacraficing these people it kept the evil bog spirits at bay and kept the towns and villages that reside on the big pete marshes free from death and desases!! Oh how wrong they was...

But what they would do before they chucked them in the bog was sacremental torchure at the side of the bog infront of the village folk. Then rope bound there hands, legs, arms etc etc...

Chuck them into the bog and then with the ropes and binding pinn them to the floor of the bog marshes... :S :S

Only to be discoverd thousands of years later... More or less perfectly preserved due to the natural chemicals in the bog... After testing it was confirmed that because of these chemicals it took longer than normal for the victim to die!

I dont think that a lung full of pete bog marsh would be very nice tho...

Sick or what? lol

S-J x

 

[nics]

as far as dying im not botherd how i go, if your numbers up you gotta go!

I suppose i would hate to die from a bad illness, all that pain for years then croaking it after spending years in a hospice or a nursing home.

 

[sirius]

well, having my head sawn off with a blunt knife with serrations on does come close to rather disturbing, only you dont have to back in time to the middle ages as it still goes on in some quarters .

Somebody pushing a wet ended towel down my throat until my stomache starts to try and digest it, then somebody yanking my stomache right up through my mouth could be quite a painfull way to die.

Impaled on a massive stake, like the defender 'vlad the impaler' from the turks could be quite troublesome too! lol.

I know numerous ways to die horribly, so nobody best get on my wrong side! . lol.

Sirius

 

['Shabba']

One of the worst deaths ever is mean to be Strychnine poisoning, it causes all of your muscled to spasm, including the ones in your back which contract so hard that they can snap your spine. You eventually die of exhaustion but you are conscious through the whole thing and it can go on for several hours. :|

 

[S-J]

Oh yes beheading is a big no no as well and hanging... can you imangine what the last thoughts going through your head before you lost it would be?? Madness! and with all those people stodd around watching you!! Crazy!

S-J x

 

[milenko/]

mine would be exploding in space, where the air pressure would make your body expand and you would POP , i rekon that would be pretty mad??? cool to watch though

or being chucked on a fire, your skin would be getting crispy and black , also rigid but you would still be concious and then your body starts to cook and your eyes would melt and then your brain would fall through your eye sockets all the while your body bastes itself in its own melting fat.

 

[S-J]

:| Sick pups you lot are!! lol Mel... How about the "Being injected with air" one... I know we have discussed this before... Isnt it supposed to be the most perfect murder or something daft like that... Injected with air.... into say your under arm pit or pubic hair gland as its so very hard to find the injection point... Makes you pop as well in a sort of spontanious combustion type scenario...

S-J x

 

[milenko/]

:| Sick pups you lot are!! lol Mel... How about the "Being injected with air" one... I know we have discussed this before... Isnt it supposed to be the most perfect murder or something daft like that... Injected with air.... into say your under arm pit or pubic hair gland as its so very hard to find the injection point... Makes you pop as well in a sort of spontanious combustion type scenario...

S-J x

lol oh yeah, i heard some where that the perfect place to stab someone would be in the arm pit, because its hollow and the blood goes into the chest and lungs and kills you that way. the stab wound isnt the lethal part its the drowning in your own blood.............muhahahahahahaha

 

[ilovepiano]

alledgedly ive heard (but not sure where lol) that drownin aint that a badder way to go. coz once ur lungs fill up with air it isnt supposed to be that painful or owt.

Hold on a sec, Mr Butty... If you're drowning, how do your lungs fill up with air?

 

[blue jammer]

Having your throat slit with two razor blades :|

 

[spiely]

Self induced carbon monoxide poisoning. ie hose from exhaust to car :|

About 1 minute prior to expiring you have full consciousness but no muscular movement.

Imagine you change your mind, realise your mistake..........................................................................................................but for 1 minute there's feck all you can do about it :|

 

[nowthen]

was watchin that ghengis khan thing t'other night an they used to put a big pot on the fire till it was boilin then ooof people in it. makes yer feel a bit sorry for poor lobsters really....well for about 2 secs anyway till ya taste em then all guilty thoughts are gone!...yum yum!

 

[RetroAndy]

alledgedly ive heard (but not sure where lol) that drownin aint that a badder way to go. coz once ur lungs fill up with air it isnt supposed to be that painful or owt. altho i do think it wud b pretty terryfying. of course noone has actually confirmed this too me coz then theyd b erm dead.

i rekon the worst way to go wud b burning that wud b terryfying slow and painful as hell. not noice

Tbh mate i have been close to that feeling fella and its not nice. I have had 3 punctured lungs and the third time it happened my chest cavity filled with air and stopping my lung from breathing. Its the worst experience of my life mate. If ya have seen the film three kings, theres a scene where his lung collapses and the only way to stop it killing ya is to stick a long sharp needle directly into the chest and release the air :|

Andy