A bit morbid this one.

[woody]

Impaled on a massive stake, like the defender 'vlad the impaler' from the turks could be quite troublesome too! lol.

i used to have nightmares about that after goin to london dungeon as a kid:$

proper mingin it was!!

re the post, i reckon gettin run over by a steam roller or gettin mangled in a machine would be pretty painful and probably hurt a bit too

 

[Amelie]

Does anyone remember those two guys that got killed at Sunblest or something last year? Their boss had asked them to go into the ovens to give them a clean, but the tight bastard didn't wait the full 24 hours or something after shutting the ovens down to give them time to cool. Apparantly he only shut them off for a few hours so he could get production going again as soon as poss. Anyway these guys went in on a conveyer style thing, and they cooked alive. Thier work mates listened to them begging to be helped, but it was uselss. It took them about an hour to go though the whole machine. Thats really shit.

 

[Miss C]

hmm possibley being eaten alive, watching someone pull out your intestines and cram them into their mouth...chewing every little bit

being buried alive would be AWFUL

 

[Shorty]

Hmmm...similar to the above.

The Vikings Revenge. A Russian Maffia styleee killing: They slit open your stomach and pull out all your inards, placing them on your ex-belly. Apparently take like 20-30 mins of pain before you die :S

Sleep well...

 

[grover]

death by maow maow ( any league of gentlemen fans will know what i mean)

 

[ilovepiano]

death by maow maow ( any league of gentlemen fans will know what i mean)

Yeah, I have to agree with Miss C here, being burried alive must surely be the most horrific. :S

 

[Miss C]

Yeah, I have to agree with Miss C here, being burried alive must surely be the most horrific. :S

Get this, was just talking about this with some mates, and apparently a few years back in paris they were building a motorway, and had to dig up and move an entire gravyard. When they took the tops off the coffins (which were from hundreds of years back), they found scratchmarks and punctures on the insides of the coffin lids :|

 

[Miss C]

Tbh mate i have been close to that feeling fella and its not nice. I have had 3 punctured lungs and the third time it happened my chest cavity filled with air and stopping my lung from breathing. Its the worst experience of my life mate. If ya have seen the film three kings, theres a scene where his lung collapses and the only way to stop it killing ya is to stick a long sharp needle directly into the chest and release the air :|

Andy

Gosh andy thats well harsh, i bet that was awful!! How on earth did that happen ??? (sorry if u dnt wanna say thats fine )

 

[butty]

Hold on a sec, Mr Butty... If you're drowning, how do your lungs fill up with air?

lol taxi for mr b

 

[RetroAndy]

Gosh andy thats well harsh, i bet that was awful!! How on earth did that happen ??? (sorry if u dnt wanna say thats fine )

Well its a common problem with tall skinny lads. I was born with a slight defect in the bags that surround my lungs so it was like a time bomb waiting to go off. Wat happens is the bag gets punctured not the lung but this makes the chest cavity fill with air in places it shouldn't be. In the most serverr case i had it made my wind pipe and heart start moving across the chest until i had the needle with a tap inserted to release the air.

I didnt actually know anything about it till the first time and even then because i was out on the piss i though i had heartburn so i went to bed with a collapsed lung. It was my mates mum that said i didnt look well and they got me to doctors.

Since then its happened three times now. Twice on the left and Once on the right. Its like a million to one chance of that ever happening ya know

I have had two operations now though so touch wood it should never happen again. I just live life like i would have done cause ya cant worry about shit that might happen hence why i enjoy playing football so much now. There was a time when i couldnt walk up stairs.

Dont mind talking about it tbh and i aint the only person in the world it will happen to but it makes you take a good long look at things and makes ya greatfull for wat ya got. I actually lost a holiday cause if it happening the second time too.

Andy

 

[Miss C]

Wow. Thats quite something. Glad ur ok now!! And that you can enjoy playing footie and that (which u always seem to manage to go to whatever antics uv been up to the night b4!!)

I know having asthma's nothing really compared to that, altho mines quite servere, but i can appreciate what u mean about not taking little things like walking upstairs for granted, i've struggled up my stairs many a time too. It's the scaryest thing in the world when u can't breath isnt it.

 

[RetroAndy]

Wow. Thats quite something. Glad ur ok now!! And that you can enjoy playing footie and that (which u always seem to manage to go to whatever antics uv been up to the night b4!!)

I know having asthma's nothing really compared to that, altho mines quite servere, but i can appreciate what u mean about not taking little things like walking upstairs for granted, i've struggled up my stairs many a time too. It's the scaryest thing in the world when u can't breath isnt it.

Its the small things ya take for granted in life that make ya realise how lucky we all are. Deffo changed the way i look at things anyways.

Andy