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<blockquote data-quote="Jiglo" data-source="post: 842950" data-attributes="member: 3953"><p>Freezing and bursting for a piss in the van earlier, after getting stuck in a traffic jam, reminded me of the time a few years back when it was my turn to ride in the back of the van as we headed off to do a job about 2 hours drive away. </p><p></p><p>This day though was particularly cold and I didn't have a jacket with me. As is usually the case too, I felt warm enough for about the first 20 minutes in the back then I started to feel colder and colder as the journey progressed <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite3" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":(" /></p><p></p><p>After about a hour I was bloody freezing and i'd already discovered that the spare wheel was no substitute for a blanket and I was getting desperate, but being the sadistic set of cnuts my workmates were there was no chance of getting the lads to stop. I had to endure the cold and one of the consequences of being cold is that your bladder lets you know about it, so I was bursting for a piss and freezing to death. Another 20-30 minutes later I was about at bursting point and shivering, the only thing in the back of the van besides the spare wheel and our tools was a plastic rubbish bag. There was still no chance I was letting the lads know of my dilemma as it would have created a series of imaginary obstacle courses of bollards and emergency braking situations to make sure I pissed my pants <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></p><p></p><p>I held off as long as possible until I could take the pain no longer and decided to try using the the empty rubbish bag. Carefully I knelt into position and let nature take it's course and my oh my it was such an enormous relief that I was in ecstasy for about a minute and half of unbridled pleasure <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /> When i'd finished doing the deed I tied a couple of knots in the bag to prevent any spillage and started squeezing the big ball of liquid.....as you do ... and it felt lovely and warm<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/browsmiley.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":hubba:" title="hubba hubba :hubba:" data-shortname=":hubba:" /></p><p></p><p>It was a miracle. I almost cried tears of joy as I snuggled up with my bag of piss <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite16" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":love:" /></p><p></p><p>So what improvisation have you lot come up with? Maybe you're a joiner who had a flat tyre with no spare and knocked up a wheel out of wood for a bone shattering journey home, or maybe you fended off a mugger with a bit of rubber that was in your handbag <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/pityfool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ba:" title="ba baracus :ba:" data-shortname=":ba:" /></p><p></p><p>Let's hear about it then<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/thumbsup.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":thumbsup:" title="thumbs up :thumbsup:" data-shortname=":thumbsup:" /><img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite8" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jiglo, post: 842950, member: 3953"] Freezing and bursting for a piss in the van earlier, after getting stuck in a traffic jam, reminded me of the time a few years back when it was my turn to ride in the back of the van as we headed off to do a job about 2 hours drive away. This day though was particularly cold and I didn't have a jacket with me. As is usually the case too, I felt warm enough for about the first 20 minutes in the back then I started to feel colder and colder as the journey progressed :( After about a hour I was bloody freezing and i'd already discovered that the spare wheel was no substitute for a blanket and I was getting desperate, but being the sadistic set of cnuts my workmates were there was no chance of getting the lads to stop. I had to endure the cold and one of the consequences of being cold is that your bladder lets you know about it, so I was bursting for a piss and freezing to death. Another 20-30 minutes later I was about at bursting point and shivering, the only thing in the back of the van besides the spare wheel and our tools was a plastic rubbish bag. There was still no chance I was letting the lads know of my dilemma as it would have created a series of imaginary obstacle courses of bollards and emergency braking situations to make sure I pissed my pants ;) I held off as long as possible until I could take the pain no longer and decided to try using the the empty rubbish bag. Carefully I knelt into position and let nature take it's course and my oh my it was such an enormous relief that I was in ecstasy for about a minute and half of unbridled pleasure :D When i'd finished doing the deed I tied a couple of knots in the bag to prevent any spillage and started squeezing the big ball of liquid.....as you do ... and it felt lovely and warm:hubba: It was a miracle. I almost cried tears of joy as I snuggled up with my bag of piss :heart: So what improvisation have you lot come up with? Maybe you're a joiner who had a flat tyre with no spare and knocked up a wheel out of wood for a bone shattering journey home, or maybe you fended off a mugger with a bit of rubber that was in your handbag :ba: Let's hear about it then:thumbsup::D [/QUOTE]
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