can have terrible consequences.
After have a sneaky lunch time toot at 2 pm i set off to do some errands. I thought, in a nice moment of goodwill that i would nip into the police station to pick up some lost property- i know, stupid but y'know- lol i was feeling chilled and like it would be fine.
So's i negotiate a spot in the police station carpark, i had to do some crazy 55 point reverse thang as it was the last space- this started to make me a bit more stoned and worried. Anyway, i turn off the engine and look in my bag for the slip i need, and i left it at home. I swear to myself, then set off. Only thing is i hear a massive thud, scrapping etc and the fucking car is raised of the ground passenger side!
I couldn't suss it, i couldn't moce forward or backwards- i was stuck and lopsided. So i get out and realise i have drove onto- thus embedding the frigging car into the police stations rockery effergy. My car was properly 'attached' to a feck off huge rock. I had to ask inside for help, and it took 4 police men to move my car.
They were laughing at me like mad, more so as i was on the phone to Jonno saying it was just a 'scratch'. Its not. And all this time i am thinking fuck me i am stoned, and plus i was shitting myself that i had yet to get insurance and my parra was telling me they knew this.
I have only had my lovely car a week as i wrote my last one off just before xmas
I ruin every car i have.
After have a sneaky lunch time toot at 2 pm i set off to do some errands. I thought, in a nice moment of goodwill that i would nip into the police station to pick up some lost property- i know, stupid but y'know- lol i was feeling chilled and like it would be fine.
So's i negotiate a spot in the police station carpark, i had to do some crazy 55 point reverse thang as it was the last space- this started to make me a bit more stoned and worried. Anyway, i turn off the engine and look in my bag for the slip i need, and i left it at home. I swear to myself, then set off. Only thing is i hear a massive thud, scrapping etc and the fucking car is raised of the ground passenger side!
I couldn't suss it, i couldn't moce forward or backwards- i was stuck and lopsided. So i get out and realise i have drove onto- thus embedding the frigging car into the police stations rockery effergy. My car was properly 'attached' to a feck off huge rock. I had to ask inside for help, and it took 4 police men to move my car.
They were laughing at me like mad, more so as i was on the phone to Jonno saying it was just a 'scratch'. Its not. And all this time i am thinking fuck me i am stoned, and plus i was shitting myself that i had yet to get insurance and my parra was telling me they knew this.
I have only had my lovely car a week as i wrote my last one off just before xmas
I ruin every car i have.
class...now thats funny. 
...i shake in me boots if a pig car is even behind me :$
