Alone in the office

[GemGem]

5 green bottles hanging on the wall
5 green bottles hanging on the wall
and if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall ....

there will be 4 green bottles hanging on the wall


We must really be bored!

 

[Bubbles]

4 green bottles hangin on the wall
4 green bottles hangin on the wall
an if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
there will b 3 green bottles hangin on the wall

 

[GemGem]

3 green bottles hangin on the wall
3 green bottles hangin on the wall
an if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
there will be 2 green bottles hangin on the wall

 

[Bubbles]

2 green bottles hangin on the wall
2 green bottles hangin on the wall
an if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
there will b 1 green bottle hangin on the wall

 

[ClaireW]

1 green bottles hanging on the wall
1 green bottles hanging on the wall
and if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall ....

There will be 0 green bottles hanging on the wall

La daa daaa

THE END

 

[GemGem]

2 green bottles hangin on the wall
2 green bottles hangin on the wall
an if 1 green bottle should accidentally fall
there will b 1 green bottle hangin on the wall

1 green bottle left eh? (picks it up and smashes it)

Now there is no green bottles hanging on the wall

 

[JohnnyPink]

One man went to mow

 

[Bubbles]

went 2 mower medow

 

[blue jammer]

"Smash" ..

broken glass everywhere
people pissing on the streets
you know they just don't care..

(if you know it, feel free to carry on. heh)

 

[GemGem]

went 2 mower medow

thats about all i know of that lol............its been a while

 

[JohnnyPink]

thats about all i know of that lol............its been a while

one man and his dog, SPOT,
went to mow a meadow

 

[Bubbles]

thats about all i know of that lol............its been a while

i dont know n e more either

 

[GemGem]

one man and his dog, SPOT,
went to mow a meadow

Spot, spot lovable spot,
he's soft and cudly and he smiles a lot
If there was a pup to cheer you up
its spot, spot, spot lol

 

[JohnnyPink]

one man and his dog, SPOT,
went to mow a meadow

2 men went to mow,
went to mow a meadow,
2 men, 1 man and his dog SPOT,
went to mow a meadow.

 

[JohnnyPink]

How about changed lyrics to songs, such as

to the tune of Frankie - Relax.
" Relax, don't do it, pick ya nose and chew it."

Or Queen - I want to Break Free.
" I want to break wind, i want to break wind for the first time, this time i know it's for real, oh i want to break wind.
God knows, God knows I want to break wind."

 

[Shooms]

PMSL @ you's lot

Superb stuff !

 

[JohnnyPink]

How about changed lyrics to songs, such as

to the tune of Frankie - Relax.
" Relax, don't do it, pick ya nose and chew it."

Or Queen - I want to Break Free.
" I want to break wind, i want to break wind for the first time, this time i know it's for real, oh i want to break wind.
God knows, God knows I want to break wind."

WOW. I get paid for posting crap like this.

 

[GemGem]

WOW. I get paid for posting crap like this.

"Better the devil you know"

I'll f**k you, and forget
if you say you'll never blow!