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<blockquote data-quote="U31" data-source="post: 827703" data-attributes="member: 8996"><p>Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. </p><p></p><p>If you are obsessive- compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. </p><p></p><p>If you are co- dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. </p><p></p><p>If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. </p><p></p><p>If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. </p><p></p><p>If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. </p><p></p><p>If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. </p><p></p><p>If you are a manic- depressive, it doesn't matter which you press since no one will answer. </p><p></p><p>If you are dyslexic press 96969696969696969 </p><p></p><p>If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. </p><p></p><p>If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, social security number and your mothers maiden name. </p><p></p><p>If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly carefully press 000. </p><p></p><p>If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. </p><p></p><p>If you have short term memory loss, press 9 </p><p></p><p>If you have short term memory loss, press 9 </p><p></p><p>If you have short term memory loss, press 9 </p><p></p><p>If you have short term memory loss, press 9. </p><p></p><p>If you have low esteem. Please hang up. All our representatives are too busy to talk to you.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="U31, post: 827703, member: 8996"] Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive- compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co- dependant, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are a manic- depressive, it doesn't matter which you press since no one will answer. If you are dyslexic press 96969696969696969 If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash key until a representative comes on the line. If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, phone number, social security number and your mothers maiden name. If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly carefully press 000. If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9 If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have low esteem. Please hang up. All our representatives are too busy to talk to you. [/QUOTE]
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