seems as we're asking bizarre questions heres one...........
whats the weirdest thing you've ever used to masturbate with
whats the weirdest thing you've ever used to masturbate with
another question of the lowest tone
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wahey-hey-hey.
Proud to admit i tried the hoover idea once. NOT recommended. Not with a dyson anyways. It feckin kills.
Proud to admit i tried the hoover idea once. NOT recommended. Not with a dyson anyways. It feckin kills.
OMG GemGem!!GemGem said:seems as we're asking bizarre questions heres one...........
whats the weirdest thing you've ever used to masturbate with
I'm sure Cam will be answering this fairly shortley!!
Even though I've never met any of you lot, and I may never get to meet any of you lot, I still don't think I want to answer this one!
jonnykip said:wahey-hey-hey.
Proud to admit i tried the hoover idea once. NOT recommended. Not with a dyson anyways. It feckin kills.
oooh what colour dyson? and i bet that would literally usck ya bits off
Miss saysay said:OMG GemGem!!
I'm sure Cam will be answering this fairly shortley!!
i should of put this for the attention of him lol
Fortunately it was in dysons early production days so it never had any of these super dooper weener puller add on parts. Was just a trusty grey an yellow one. Still sucked like mad though. Had too pull the sheets outta me arse when i was finished.GemGem said:
Oooooo, is it wrong that i'm aroused. :$Mike said:PMSL!!!!
No wonder he's got a smile on his face
j/k of course.
jonnykip said:Fortunately it was in dysons early production days so it never had any of these super dooper weener puller add on parts. Was just a trusty grey an yellow one. Still sucked like mad though. Had too pull the sheets outta me arse when i was finished.
PMSL
was there much dust in the hoover when you'd finished?GemGem, when asking a Q like this hun you should always start with your awnser as well
As for me, to be honest I dont think ive masterbated on my self with anything unusual, never even had a posh wank, just wiped it on me mums bed covers
using things on other women though, Ive used bottles, cucumber ,hair brush, banana, felt tip pen, tip ex if memory serves me correctly, MY FIST (oh yeah, and that was her arse ) lmfao, cant remember all the shit ive used but you can gaurentee if it goes up itll will have been shoved up at one stage or another.
Obviously all the normal shit like dildos and those ball things women use.
KY jelly is the way forward for a woman, you can get anything you want up anywhere with KY jelly, even you fella up in the corners of the ceiling where you just cant get at those spiders cobwebs
As for me, to be honest I dont think ive masterbated on my self with anything unusual, never even had a posh wank, just wiped it on me mums bed covers
using things on other women though, Ive used bottles, cucumber ,hair brush, banana, felt tip pen, tip ex if memory serves me correctly, MY FIST (oh yeah, and that was her arse
) lmfao, cant remember all the shit ive used but you can gaurentee if it goes up itll will have been shoved up at one stage or another. Obviously all the normal shit like dildos and those ball things women use.
KY jelly is the way forward for a woman, you can get anything you want up anywhere with KY jelly, even you fella up in the corners of the ceiling where you just cant get at those spiders cobwebs
cam said:GemGem, when asking a Q like this hun you should always start with your awnser as well
As for me, to be honest I dont think ive masterbated on my self with anything unusual, never even had a posh wank, just wiped it on me mums bed covers
using things on other women though, Ive used bottles, cucumber ,hair brush, banana, felt tip pen, tip ex if memory serves me correctly, MY FIST (oh yeah, and that was her arse
Obviously all the normal shit like dildos and those ball things women use.
KY jelly is the way forward for a woman, you can get anything you want up anywhere with KY jelly, even you fella up in the corners of the ceiling where you just cant get at those spiders cobwebs
well the strangest thing iv stuck up there is a lighter
An electric toothbrush 4 a laf, i dint actually stick it up but the brissles on the head really tickle
nowthen said:...hope she wasn't lying on em at the time!! :|
LOL! j/k mate
I know im bad mate but there are some boundries even I wont cross, made sure it was about 5 mins before she was turning in for the night 
