PMSLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL gotta ask y the feck a dyson was the suction that tempted ya????jonnykip said:wahey-hey-hey.
Proud to admit i tried the hoover idea once. NOT recommended. Not with a dyson anyways. It feckin kills.
another question of the lowest tone
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hey just thought, when I was a kid, I had a panda teddy and I cut a hole in between its legs and shagged it, got that square fluff stuck in me willy too
My mates never stopped taking the piss out of me for that, so it doesnt really matter if you lot do, im quite used to it and also in my defence I was only 9 or 10 when I did it, I couldnt even cum. Not that I fancy pandas like I was too young to cum
It was a full size panda as well big fucker, that killed it though cause all its fluff dropped out its little slit lol
My mates never stopped taking the piss out of me for that, so it doesnt really matter if you lot do, im quite used to it and also in my defence I was only 9 or 10 when I did it, I couldnt even cum. Not that I fancy pandas like I was too young to cum
It was a full size panda as well big fucker, that killed it though cause all its fluff dropped out its little slit lol
cam said:hey just thought, when I was a kid, I had a panda teddy and I cut a hole in between its legs and shagged it, got that square fluff stuck in me willy too
My mates never stopped taking the piss out of me for that, so it doesnt really matter if you lot do, im quite used to it and also in my defence I was only 9 or 10 when I did it, I couldnt even cum. Not that I fancy pandas like I was too young to cum
It was a full size panda as well big fucker, that killed it though cause all its fluff dropped out its little slit lol
Don't Suffer In Silence!!
thats one thats not been said before fella ive done the whole jam your cock between the matress and the bed before. had to cover my peeenarse with a sock like. was pretty cool that, closed my eyes an went for it........
was a knee trembler ill tell thee
was a knee trembler ill tell thee
GemGem said:
When me & k-t were in spain last year i bought a pockett vagina lol just for a laff...lol..threw it away after about a month...
PMSL, portable pocket vagina lolol
Threw it away after a month nice 1. Was it a disposable?
Threw it away after a month nice 1. Was it a disposable?
RABBITCITY said:When me & k-t were in spain last year i bought a pockett vagina lol just for a laff...lol..threw it away after about a month...
ste huxley said:PMSL, portable pocket vagina lolol
Threw it away after a month nice 1. Was it a disposable?
No but it was fucked mate,lol not that id been shaggin the arse off it
...lol.It cost about £30 Should ave lasted longer than that a..?lolRABBITCITY said:When me & k-t were in spain last year i bought a pockett vagina lol just for a laff...lol..threw it away after about a month...
Why? did u tear apart
Yeah yeah Lee, believe you m8
Thats what you buy em for lololol
Mind you I bought loads of veg on Sun and didnt eat it so I can see where your coming from geezer
Thats what you buy em for lololol
Mind you I bought loads of veg on Sun and didnt eat it so I can see where your coming from geezer
RABBITCITY said:No but it was fucked mate,lol not that id been shaggin the arse off it
ste huxley said:Yeah yeah Lee, believe you m8
Thats what you buy em for lololol
Mind you I bought loads of veg on Sun and didnt eat it so I can see where your coming from geezer
Just think next time your minced ste what your gonna get up too...?
lolAges ago me and a few mates were mashed
n all left the house n went on a mission we all went to the co op were we all bought a bottle of cider.One of my mates bought a frozen goodfellas pizza...and carried it with him on the mission for a bout 2 hrs ... LOLNoz will remember this mad sunday...lol
>>Just think next time your minced ste what your gonna get up too...? lol
God only knows m8, god only knows :S
Going in shops is funny. Goingin every half hour buying random things, what must the staff think
Fuck all, least were buyin it and not nickin it lolol
btw Lee you dared yourself to walk round the laundrette and you did it. Good man.
God only knows m8, god only knows :S
Going in shops is funny. Goingin every half hour buying random things, what must the staff think
Fuck all, least were buyin it and not nickin it lolol
btw Lee you dared yourself to walk round the laundrette and you did it. Good man.
ste huxley said:>>Just think next time your minced ste what your gonna get up too...? lol
God only knows m8, god only knows :S
Going in shops is funny. Goingin every half hour buying random things, what must the staff think
Fuck all, least were buyin it and not nickin it lolol
btw Lee you dared yourself to walk round the laundrette and you did it. Good man.
O no ste that was well and truelly buried in the recycle bin in the back of my mind and you ve just let it back out....arrr....
:|Right I feel a bit guilty as I just went off topic on this wanking thread, so erm, My hand is the weirdest thing Ive ever wanked with. And I havent even got a weird hand, just a normal hand, bah
An ex wanked me off with both her feet once, if that helps
An ex wanked me off with both her feet once, if that helps
ste huxley said:Right I feel a bit guilty as I just went off topic on this wanking thread, so erm, My hand is the weirdest thing Ive ever wanked with. And I havent even got a weird hand, just a normal hand, bah
An ex wanked me off with both her feet once, if that helps
LOL LOL FOOT WANK.....f.a.o. stej..www.AnitasLegs.com
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ste huxley said:An ex wanked me off with both her feet once, if that helps
Gives a whole new meaning to football that Ste
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lolol
This is toeing isnt it ?
Im not sure aint read the toeing thread properly cause i skim read
lol Cam, Toe,ing is when you put your Big toe in a, how can I put this... without sounding brash (like Im not normally lol)... in a Fanny, or a bum.
Foot wanks are, well wanking with feet
Foot wanks are, well wanking with feet
Perfectly explained Mr Toer 2004.ste huxley said:lol Cam, Toe,ing is when you put your Big toe in a, how can I put this... without sounding brash (like Im not normally lol)... in a Fanny, or a bum.
Foot wanks are, well wanking with feet
