Anyone done time?
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Not me but me dad has twice :$ Ive been a visitor more times than i care to remember...tbh.......
Just one night what a horrible place It was not my fault, i drove a car not knowing there was a shooter in the glove box, and got pulled, breatherlised then some guy drove it away, crashed it and fecked off never to be seen again.....by me anyhow. They thought the car was mine which turned out to be stolen:| Anyhow they believed me after a few tears and social worker mum to the rescue
Someone did catch up with the fecker and gave him a good kickin 4 me....lol
It was not my fault, i drove a car not knowing there was a shooter in the glove box, and got pulled, breatherlised then some guy drove it away, crashed it and fecked off never to be seen again.....by me anyhow. They thought the car was mine which turned out to be stolen:| Anyhow they believed me after a few tears and social worker mum to the rescue Someone did catch up with the fecker and gave him a good kickin 4 me....lol
ive always been a good girl and therefore never been in trouble (then again there are police officers in my family so i dare not even get a speeding ticket!!) but i did get a lift home in the back of a police transit one night when i asked em for a lift, lol :$
and i once tried on my brother in laws handcuffs - they well hurt and are really heavy cos i told him to cuff me as though i was a perp........!!! but honestly if you want to be cuffed stick to fluffy ones - lol
(that sounds pervy but it wastn like that!!)
and i once tried on my brother in laws handcuffs - they well hurt and are really heavy cos i told him to cuff me as though i was a perp........!!! but honestly if you want to be cuffed stick to fluffy ones - lol
(that sounds pervy but it wastn like that!!)
Personally I prefer practising the art of being a successful businessman its a lot more enjoyable and the views better.
Markz said:
That depends on what business your in
lolYou could be importing thai hoars for all we know
But yes i quite agree ,a clean record stands us in good sted.... to gettting a job for one thing plus many other factors but cant b arsed writing em coz im mad as feck today (nowt to do with this thread though)
agreed, my house was robbed last year and it's not sort of thread I want to seeJiglo said:I've never done time
I don't think doing time is anything to brag about either!
ooops, that was me:$emmab said:Yeah and someone pinched my petrol driven strimmer out of my shed and even food outta my freezer..............W....kers
next time put a microwave in your shed so i can have the microchips and chicago town pizzas
the ice lollys went down a treat too in this hot weather 
its shite when people rob off ya, my uncle left a skanky pair of adidas torsion on the backdoorstep all covered in cement and shite............only saw the one eyed robbing cnut from down the road wearing em on the market!!! fekkin tramps arse!!
never done time myself and wouldnt like to either!! getting caught speeding years ago and having to go to court was bad enough!!
Thankfully never got caught for the things I have done in the past mainly violence related - but i will make one thing clear - I hate pikey thieving robbing bastards
Lozzie
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No. And I would hate to!!!!
Been around people like that in my miss-spent youth. And, their lives will amount to nothing.
I have been arrested, a couple of times...and it's highly embarrassing! I was just in with the wrong crowd completely!
I want more out of my life than that. I'd rather be making an impact doing somthing worth while where my family benefitted and didn't have to suffer while I was away doing "Bird".
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Besides, I don't think it's befitting for a lady to go to prison. Even if I would kick ass in there...
Been around people like that in my miss-spent youth. And, their lives will amount to nothing.
I have been arrested, a couple of times...and it's highly embarrassing! I was just in with the wrong crowd completely!
I want more out of my life than that. I'd rather be making an impact doing somthing worth while where my family benefitted and didn't have to suffer while I was away doing "Bird".
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Besides, I don't think it's befitting for a lady to go to prison. Even if I would kick ass in there...
"Brothers and sisters, I wanna see a sea of hands out there... I want everybody to kick up some noise, I wanna hear some revolution... Brothers and sisters, the time has come for each and every one of you to decide whether you are going to be the problem or you are going to be the solution! You must choose, brothers, you must choose. It takes five seconds, five seconds of decision, five seconds to realize your purpose here on the planet. It takes five seconds to realize that its time to move, it's time to get down with it. Brothers, it's time to testify. And I want to know - are you ready to testify ? Are you ready !! I give you a testimonial."
Brother J.C. Crawford
Brother J.C. Crawford
nowthen said:
Ahhh, I never thought about the lionrock tune 'Are You willing to testify' It's in my collection somewhere, i'll have to dig it out
I know part of the speech is used on 2 Funky 2 - 'Brothers And Sisters' too and part of the speech is written on the back of the sleeve.This is the original from 'Ramblin' Rose' in 1968 (MC5 - 'Kick Out The Jams' album) http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=43FD78EE39DF07DA
amymars said:my daddy is a policeman, so I shall try my bestest to stay out of trouble.
CHRIST ID HATE TO BE THE BOY YOU BRING HOME ON A NIGHT OUT.
DADDY'S GONNA GET YOU!!!!!!
LOL
