Anyone got a spare shirt for me ?

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I decided to do the honourable fing any got chatting to the new receptionist at work today.

After a bit of idle chit chat bout the weather and football we got onto jobs.

How a simple question can lead to jimmy turning into a beetroot !

Katie (her name) before this job was a jack the ripper (slang) in the pubs around Bradford !!!!!! 1st spillage of me tea.

I asked her if she ever felt uneasy about going to any of these places and she told me that her DAD used to take her !!!!! 2nd spillage.

Then to top it all she added that if she went to a new place he used to come in with her to watch the show !!!!

Well by this time me tea was all over me shirt and I'm now wandering around the orifice in a coat but cunning plan me hearties.

People r starting to ask if I am OK ????

England on TV tomorrow cough cough ....

More cunning that a cunning fox on the trails of 1000 ripe bunnies me finks !