Anyone see GMTV this morning... ?

[Shooms]

Kate Garraways wangers

I don't normally watch it as GMTV is a bit council & also Fiona Phillips makes me want to spit at my own TV however them babies certainly had me rising early in the morning ! (by which I mean she made my cock hard)

 

[marty]

Did you just say your cock got hard from watching babies on television?? :|

 

[Shooms]

Did you just say your cock got hard from watching babies on television?? :|

No... from admiring Garraway's flouncy norks...

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

aah good old cleft-palate Kate Garraway.
[ digress] I wonder if that improves anything in the nosh-off department... [/ digress]

She's one of them women who *should* give you the horn, but just doesn't.
She's got all the attributes, funners included, but the whole package just leaves me cold.
You get the impression she'd just always be whinging, frightened of her own shadow, and incapable of opening jars or pulling the skin off a rice pudding.

Not my type at all, I'm afraid. Same goes for Fiona Phillips.

Fiona Bruce, however, you just know is a right filthy bastard

 

[Shooms]

Bruce Forsyth, however, you just know is a right filthy bastard

I worry about you sometimes...

 

[Sheikh Yerbouti]

I worry about you sometimes...

ROFL twat

 

[Jiglo]

I was having a long lie in instead

 

[Miss C]

She's one of them women who *should* give you the horn, but just doesn't.
:

PMSL 'the horn'

 

[Shooms]

PMSL 'the horn'

YouTube - Derek and Clive Get the Horn

Classic

 

[Ed]

Got a head like a horse though, and clearly thinks she's fit. Wouldn't touch it with yours.