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According to the Gaurdian, females are becoming more sexually feroceous and predatory than males, whereas males betewwn 18 and 45 are spending more than £1 billion per year on cosmetics and grooming products. Does this mean that a new type of female or a new type of male has evloved? :mad:

1. Girls - is this true, are you a sexual predator, if so please let me know how to spot this and take advantage! :thumbsup:

2. Guys, there are 55 million people in the UK, only 45% are male. This means that 24.75million of us are male, of these 7 million are between 18 and 45 - which therefore means that each of us must spend 142.85 per year on cosmetics and grooming products....... :crazy:

Clinique After shave soother = £17 (2 x a year) = £34
American Crew hair putty = £12 (3 x a year) = £36
Sure deodorant = £1.80 (12 x year) = £21.60
Simple Shower gel = £2.50 (5 x year) = £12.50
Cartier pasha After Shave £42 (1 x year) = £42

Total = £146

They seem quite accurate figures to me! :king:
 
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Nick as long as we girlies dont start sprouting penis' lol!!!!

its easy to spot a lass who is gagging for it (or a sexual preditor)............she will just pin you down and not take no fer an answer........or will pester you half to death until she gets wat she wants wether you like it or not :p

and.... i should bloody well think that blokes are starting to look after themselves more....theres nothing feminine about it........poor do when you fella's hit forty and start looking 50 lol.........!!! ;) ;) ;) ;) :vandyk:

I do think though there are women who do and women dont look after themselves and likewise men....hardly means we are turning into each other...god forbid i should ever sprout a big one!!!!! ;) ;) :p
 
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Its all about hormone imbalance!

Due to all the shit the GM shit that we eat and the medication we take, our bodies are out of balance. Women are producing more testosterone and men are intaking female hormones!


I wouldnt say i was a sexual predator though, more of a confident persuader :eyebrow: :p
 
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misstickle said:
Its all about hormone imbalance!

Due to all the shit the GM shit that we eat and the medication we take, our bodies are out of balance. Women are producing more testosterone and men are intaking female hormones!
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Youre right, I dunno about the women taking in testosterone, but there definately is a high amount of pheromones in the nations water supplies, and playing havoc with the mother nature balance like fish species etc.... which gets soaked and used as by products for growing stuff we eat too. That drug used for menapuase doesnt help either they reckon when flushed away.

I dont spend anywhere near 146 quid a year :eek: :S :)$ ). Youre branded a bit light on your feet if you buy moisturiser round these parts, lol, but I can go along with it, its just I havent ever had the need to get any beauty products - not that Im at all good looking, lol, just Ive never tended to give much of a toss, but maybe thats why I sit here all night alone lol.

146 quid? frig me, more like 50 quid tops.....few shower gel/deo combo's, few razor replacement heads, shampoos n stuff, thats about it. Rather get a few more records and a couple more beer and snacks with it :rofl:


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Shit, does this mean these tits im growing arent middle aged spread and actual tits.
YES! i dont feel so guilty about wearing my missus superbra now.
Im just waitin for them to get a bit bigger then shes sacked and i start my new life as a wanking hermit.
 
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AB45 said:
Shit, does this mean these tits im growing arent middle aged spread and actual tits.
YES! i dont feel so guilty about wearing my missus superbra now.
Im just waitin for them to get a bit bigger then shes sacked and i start my new life as a wanking hermit.
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lol if they aint down to middle age then how do ya explaine the hair in your ears, and tits or no there nowt wrong with wearing ya missus bra take it from me:eyebrow: :thumbsup: :rofl:
 


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