b@!*#%d birds!!!!!

[Fiona]

oh my god its 7.10am.
just woke up not long ago and opened the window and all i cud hear was the bastard birds singin. where the feck do they get all their energy from? last thing i feel like doin is singin!! god, have to get breakfast, get shower, dry hair, wake up and go to nursery full of screaming kids all day. sometimes i wonder why i bother!!!

 

[Big T]

Tell me about i've got a bastard nest in the gutter above my window. Whenever u open my window thats all u can hear. So i have to sleep with my window shut, sweating my knackers off else i get woke up at 4. Twat

 

[The Frog Meister]

living in the mioddle fo the country side all my life... really don't mind the little darlings

They actually help me sleep

 

[Joker Jen]

Tell me bout it, I used 2 have a hole in me roof & the little buggers built a nest in, so not only did I get the singin but also them scratchin bout n all, a lie in was out of the question However got a bloke 2 fill it up with foam stuff when they came 2 insulate me walls, now I can sleep like a baby

 

[Tigger]

We've got bloody seaguls here, proper noisy buggers they are first thing in the morning!!!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

You think birds nests are bad, I got a wasp nest outside mi front door, keep finding dead wasps all over mi carpet.

Just vacumed up.....and I dont belive it........theres another dead fecker right in the middle of mi front room DAM THEM PESKIE WASPS

 

[Armando Needlefluff]

Get ya self a gun

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Get ya self a gun

Tried that one m8......blew that many fecking holes in mi celling, they have started making holiday villas in it for the cold winter months

 

[pacman]

The birds in he aviary next door are the feekin bain of my life

 

[Fiona]

We've got bloody seaguls here, proper noisy buggers they are first thing in the morning!!!!!!

D'oh
:|

 

[jamie_crichton]

get ya slef an air gun and blitz a good few go round wid sum gloves on and set fire to em.

then they wont come back.

as long as u can live with the guilt and the scared memories of dragging a sea gull carcass back to ya yard then be my guest come and kill a couple round my end. i'll even lend ya me gun..lol