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BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Quotes of the Week
Some of my faves
"Sven, Sven wherever you may be/You are the pride of Man City/You can s*** my wife on our settee/If we win a cup at Wem-ber-lee."
Man City fans to Sven. (Jim Hall, Rainow).
"You're just a theme park in Preston."
Southampton fans to Blackpool counterparts. (Will T, England).
STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK
"There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records for all of that time. Thank you."
Colchester's announcer tops his previous effort at half-time against Crystal Palace. (Greg, England).
BBC SPORT | Fun and Games | Quotes of the Week
Some of my faves
"Sven, Sven wherever you may be/You are the pride of Man City/You can s*** my wife on our settee/If we win a cup at Wem-ber-lee."
Man City fans to Sven. (Jim Hall, Rainow).
"You're just a theme park in Preston."
Southampton fans to Blackpool counterparts. (Will T, England).
STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WEEK
"There is a no-smoking policy at Layer Road. Anyone caught smoking will be taken to a darkened room, where they will be imprisoned for 27 hours and forced to listen to Will Young records for all of that time. Thank you."
Colchester's announcer tops his previous effort at half-time against Crystal Palace. (Greg, England).
