Id laugh at me mum cause shes a fucking nutter, my nans just the same, my sister i'd probably think was a little stuck up, but when i saw her belly dancing that would make me laugh.
As for my little one, hard to say what id think about him apart from he is mad and if he wernt me son, it would piss me off not being able to hit him when he's naughty
As for me, theres nothing I can think of thats closer to perfection, I hate to admit it but thats life, some of us have it i.e me and some of us dont i.e everyone else