Ben Fisher's Blonde Moments Part 1

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Pixie

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Well, Ben lived up to the bloneds being daft theory last week.

We decided that we'd stay in & have a chinese take out for tea. I gave him two menus & asked him to choose his dinner, Being the fussy bugger that he is..... he only wanted food that was on one menu & not the other so I thought that it woudl be easier to leave him to order it himself............. bad idea ;) :axe:

We wait the 15mins the guy told us to & went out to collect our dinner...... got the the take out & they didn't have a record of any phone oder from us ..... a bit confused, we went outside & had a think about what coul dhave gone wrong. :confused:

Then I realised I'd given him two menu's........ the daft eeejit had only rung up one Chinese, given them a list of order numbers from the other menu & the wrong food ended up being ready for us at the wrong take away !!!

Doh !! McFlyyyyyyyy
:axe: :condom: :axe: :condom: :axe: :condom: :rolleyes:

The moral of this story, is never confuse a blone by giving them more than one option !!!!

We had to get the poor lady in the chinese to cook us more food as neither of us liked what he'd ended up ordering !!! lol.

he he !! Sorry Ben, I had to tell them !!! ;) :p :love:
 
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wheres the laughingso much that i spit coffee at my computer and theb roll around the floor laughing in my soggy pants form where i have wet myself smilie.


hahahahahahahahahaha ben that is mint. u should write down stuff that happens to you and put them in a sit com mate.
 
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lol Thick 'Ead

Ben mate get some womens nice brunette hair dye, I dont know, summat like 'Clairol Just for women, Cos I'm worth it' yeah

Apply to barnet, leave for 45 mins. Voila, you will now have luvverly brunette hair (optional tints available, see Boots for details) and be instantly clever.

SORTED:axe:
 
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Honestly it was soooo funny.......... the woman was going "Number 37 - prawns with boiled Yaks blood (or summat), number 73 - cheese speciality with extra cheese" and Ben had this really odd expression of his face ......

A bit like this ----------------> :S :S

I laughed all the way home !!!

:drevil: :D ;) :love:


LOL@ Ste Huxley's "Ways to avoid blonde moments" info !!! :D:D:D:D PMSL
 
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Dj Ben Fisher

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right thats its pix your gonna get it for that !!!!!!;) lololol!!! wondered how long it would take you to put that up !!!! cant believe i did that !! lolol!! errm my excuse is i aint had no smoke 4 two weeks now and it erm effects me brain in strange ways !!! lolol!! ) still got us food in the end didnt we though !!!! so there !!! (can laugh at it now meself though !!!) :axe: :axe: :axe:
 
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LMAO!!!!!
Cheese yer favourite m8:hurl:
errm my excuse is i aint had no smoke 4 two weeks now and it erm effects me brain in strange ways
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Doooood i was gonna say blame it on the spinach....damn lol!!
I can back Ben up on this point I had no smoke fer 2 weeks once....started talkin about morgages,re marriage and gettin a fish...scary shat!!!
 
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Daft - but not quite as daft as this blonde...

"KILLER BISCUITS WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP headline)

Lisa Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws, and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Lisa's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Lisa replied that she'd been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Lisa refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Lisa had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered and tried to hold her brains in for over an hour until someone noticed and came to her aid.
Lisa is blonde."
 


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