Bens £10,000 or the Yellow clipper gets it

[Dj M Jaxx]

I have in my possesion one Yellow clipper lighter, that belongs to a super star Dj.......

I was informed by sweet that it was non other than Ben Fishers

With this in mind, I came to see a golden opertunity to raise money for the " Help M Jaxx learn to scratch appeal "

So Mr Fisher ......

If you want to see your Yellow clipper lighter again ( Safe & Well )

Please place £10.000 in used bank notes, along with your original picture cover copy of Rachel Wallace - tell me why, into a large Jiffy bag, and place it behind the bin at the back of goodtimes

No harm will come to your yellow clipper if you complie to my request


The Hi Jacker

Any involved......... and it will get messy

 

[sweet sensation]

Lol !!!

That yellow lighter looks pretty dead to me, Id be more inclined to go for the red one Ben - it looks much more alive !!

Sweet xx

 

[pacman]

PMSL Dont mess with the M JAXX, Just comply!!!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

O Yes !!!!!!!

 

[Red Mancunian]

Stark ravin', matey!

PMSL!

 

[Dj Britalian]

lolololololololololol at M Jaxx,

Sounds like he means business!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Ben ......... You now have 24 hours to complie with my demands

Or the lighter loses a flint

 

[GT man]

WAIT JUST ONE DARN COTTON PICKIN MINUTE THERE

Now i aint been on here all week.

which is usually enough time to forget one single clipper. but.....




THATS MY FEKIN LIGHTER (unless it s semi transparent)


and if he says it aint, dont believe him and ill teach ya to scrath m-jaxx. i aint seen any of my clippers since sat night. YOUR ALL SUSPECTS


MIK

 

[pacman]

There were a few rogue lighters roaming around that table ya know, but as to what colourt they all were.....FEK KNOWS.

I'd just teach him to scratch and reclaim whats yours!!!!

 

[Dj Ben Fisher]

erm just one thing jaxx m8 !! i dont have a own a yellow clipper !!! lololol so it must be some one elses !! lolol!! aw well unlucky m8 ill have to hang on to this £10 k and my copy of rachell wallce 4 now!!!!


p.s mik - shut up u fool the only thing you could teach anybody to scratch is your arse m8!!!! lolol!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Lolololol

ooooooouuupppp'ss:S Sorry Mr Fisher

Just a quick one....... Did anyone happen to remember what colour lighter Dj Sy had on him ....... Could be uping the price a tad on this one mi thinks