Best man speech
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Just go onto google and type in best man speeches, loads sites come up with examples of speeches, just take the best bits from a few different ones and there you go ! thats what I did, was going down a storm and was very funny untill I mentioned a couple people who couldnt make it as they had passed away ! that kind of put a dampener on it & made a few people start to cry 
!! just remember its a very emotional day for some of the people there I will next time !!!
!! just remember its a very emotional day for some of the people there I will next time !!!One I remember from by brothers wedding was this part of his bestmans speech (well I thought it was amusing anyway) 'I'll always remember the first night Matty & Andrea spent together in my spare room, I overheard her say...I thought you said you had at least a foot...no he replied...I said I had athletes foot' Ed
my brothers best man speech for stee n viks wedding was class, it took 15 minutes 
a speech like no other ive ever heard i tell ya
a speech like no other ive ever heard i tell yaShooms said:
They all follow the same pattern- if you look ont tinty at them, a few have the same gags and stuff- all the ones up there have plaugurised each other. Yeah of course the personal bits and pieces should be from the heart, but like the opening bit- who you thanks and shit, in what order and stuff- thats what we are after. There was this one guy who had upped his (and it had a high rating i might add) and he goes....
' Thanks everyone for making me feel welcome, those who have not met me before i am blah blah, the best man. I was a little nervous so i prepeared a few lines- now i have snorted them i feel much better. As John said, all the bridesmaids look absolutly stunning, i would have gone further myself- infact all the way'.
And so on lol- how bad is that.
presuminged said:One I remember from by brothers wedding was this part of his bestmans speech (well I thought it was amusing anyway) 'I'll always remember the first night Matty & Andrea spent together in my spare room, I overheard her say...I thought you said you had at least a foot...no he replied...I said I had athletes foot' Ed
Quality
Of course there's always the classic line from Barry (the Scousers) speech on Harry Enfield 'I'll never forget the time arr Terry shagged 50 birds in a week and caught the clap....a cracking fella...a cracking fella!' Superb
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Bet its quite daunting, the feeling of impending doom wondering what your best man may come out with :S
i went to antz brothers wedding 2 weeks ago and his best man did a proper funny bit, dont know if its common thou like....
he said the bit bout him havin all these girlfriends blah blah, and that he used to sneak em in the back door at his mums house, but he wud give each of em a key to let themselves in and out. so he said now he's married, cud anyone with a key please return it so his mum can sleep at night. so all these girls got up and went to the stage and handed a key over. was well funny at the time. even a bloke had one!
he said the bit bout him havin all these girlfriends blah blah, and that he used to sneak em in the back door at his mums house, but he wud give each of em a key to let themselves in and out. so he said now he's married, cud anyone with a key please return it so his mum can sleep at night. so all these girls got up and went to the stage and handed a key over. was well funny at the time. even a bloke had one!
lou-lou said:i went to antz brothers wedding 2 weeks ago and his best man did a proper funny bit, dont know if its common thou like....
he said the bit bout him havin all these girlfriends blah blah, and that he used to sneak em in the back door at his mums house, but he wud give each of em a key to let themselves in and out. so he said now he's married, cud anyone with a key please return it so his mum can sleep at night. so all these girls got up and went to the stage and handed a key over. was well funny at the time. even a bloke had one!
I've seen that done too, but to the woman , lol :$
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There are loads on there worth checking out, give you the gist for structure and that. Avoid the standard jokes, everyone has heard them before
Ive heard frikkin loads over the last few years, and can spot a shite one at 200 paces, eg the best man at my cousins wedding last year, a prize bellend who went on far too long and sent us all to sleep
Loving the Athletes Foot joke, good one that
There are loads on there worth checking out, give you the gist for structure and that. Avoid the standard jokes, everyone has heard them before
Ive heard frikkin loads over the last few years, and can spot a shite one at 200 paces, eg the best man at my cousins wedding last year, a prize bellend who went on far too long and sent us all to sleep
Loving the Athletes Foot joke, good one that
