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Amelie

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How bad are theese people. I mean, not only do they try and force daft crap down your neck like bunion cusions or great big flying saucer things to put round kids heads to stop shampoo tantrums, but they also think its okay to get you to part with a ten spot for about 50mls of oven cleaner, just by naming it 'Miricle Clean', or 'Astonish Powder'. Then you have the hassle of the book thing being your responsibilty, i mean- Joan and Derek (whom i have never met so complelty baffled at the whole first name malarky) are practically stalkiing me at the mo. Everyday i come home and they leave little bits of paper through the letter box telling me not to forget to leave my book on the door. Fuck off Joan and Derek, i can't even remember to do the real jobs i am supposed to let alone a daft betterware book. And anyway, the odd time i have ever ordered at previous adresses then never come back, and i am left waiting for my venetian blind cleaning fluid and my leaf shine wipes.

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Jonno

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I reckon Joan & Derek are a couple of scally kids who are casing houses at the same time as dropping off the catalogues.

They've probably made up the names Joan & Derek to create an aura of respectability. I bet they're really called something like Chelsea & Tyson.

We'll never know of course because we never physically see the bastards, only those little bits of paper!
 
Can I just say, this is their BEST product...totally facinates me...why not just stop at the services???


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The cream bit is "Female addapter"!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
 

Jonno

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Lozzie said:
Can I just say, this is their BEST product...totally facinates me...why not just stop at the services???


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The cream bit is "Female addapter"!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
My mate works away in the week, when he's finished on a friday lunch time, he fly's back up the motorway and doesn't stop for anything. He keeps a big pop bottle with the top cut off that he pisses into as he's driving his van and then chucks it out of the window. In summer he waits till he drives past a convertible with the top down to cover the occupants with his piss - noice!
 

Jiglo

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I've been caught needing to go between service stations because some bugger has created a big traffic jam a few miles from the next services :eek:

You'd pay anything for one of the p*ss pots then:thumbsup: :)