Shoom's late again - good grief,
But pls don't smack him in da teeth !
A belated hippy burdy to the pair of you's
Hope you had a good 'un & didn't puke on yr own shoes !
If you ever feel down about how old ya be
Have an extremely large G&T,
If that don't do the trick,
Ask ya missus nicely to suck ya
CENSORED:O
Have ya both had mucho wickedo bdays !