bit of advice for all you boys

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After being awake for 27 hrs and consuming vast quantities of intoxicating liquor and spending about an hour talking to a girl (attached. she is warm) when she suggests going to bed and you're just starting to break down her barriers so to speak it's always a great idea not to badly need a wee that turns into a ten minute vomiting session so that when u get back the girl is in a drunken coma and cannot be stirred. arse. Flat looks like a pig has shat in it repetitively. thinking about burying myself in my garden. help. Getting far too old for all this
 

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unlucky nathan but you arent SUPERMAN brother

27 hours of drinking will encourage brewers droop to anyone

im sure she will underdstand
 
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is that like a new mini or ford ka then???
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lol.

yeah, nice body work.....bit of a paint jobs been done for appearance, but goes 100 to the gallon! lol.


Sirius.
 
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Re: Re: bit of advice for all you boys

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Best way fella, then you can get up to all sorts of debauchery an she'll never know:p :$ ;)
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lol you are so right. but i had the little persian demon on my shoulder whispering in my ear 'she may be awake and she'll tell your friend that you're a sick perve and you'll really blow it' her arse was too good to not be groped a bit though it was the best i've ever seen. I had to pinch it a bit to find out if i was dreaming lol. unreal. COME BACK PLS i won't yack this time i promise!!!!!!!!!

Lolol have you tried wakin her while the ideas still fresh in her memory nath m8.

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tried but she wasn't stirring. when she was snoring and taking up most of the bed i had to lie there for four bloody hours awake with a gorgeous girl next to me was like chinese water torture. Somebody pls shoot me
 
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the terrible thing is

i met her through a female friend with whom nothing has happened but there is a bit of weird shit there. When i was chatting to this girl (pictured) she seems overly concerned on making sure the other girl was asleep. The funny thing is my mate said beforehand 'there's this girl coming up tonight and you'll really like her. And she was sooooo right. But she lives in brighton and i've forgotten her surname so i can't contact her without going through my friend and i really don't want to do that. What do i do?
 
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Ask ya mate dude! F*ck it.

Say ya made a tit outta yrsen or summat an wanna apologise ect
 


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