Bizarre Trouser related beef oxo incident

[ste huxley]

Just thought I would share this with you cos thats the kind of guy I am (sad)

The walk to work today for the bus was very horrible

I got pissed on (no, golden shower fans, rain, lol)

Yeah thats pretty normal you might say but when I got to work my pants stunk of beef oxo!

'Ahh Bisto'

Anyway it sort of went as the pants got dryer.

Something thats been bothering me all day is, why didnt the pants smell of chicken oxo?

Any bizarre incidents happen to you lot recently?

 

[butty]

yeah mate ive been flyerin in town this evenin n i give a flyer to sum guy n he stuk it on me head


n it stuck!!


scary i know im wonderin now if ive got a sticky head n if theres n e ointment to correct this problem

 

[ste huxley]

Try Flyer Eaze, from your local chemist, from the makers of Bando Can and Cello Tray

yeah mate ive been flyerin in town this evenin n i give a flyer to sum guy n he stuk it on me head


n it stuck!!


scary i know im wonderin now if ive got a sticky head n if theres n e ointment to correct this problem

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Something thats been bothering me all day is, why didnt the pants smell of chicken oxo?

Have you tried snacking on your trousers Ste..... chances are like most things

They will taste like chicken

 

[fugjostle]

Aye... try snacking on them... think of ryvita or something

Just beware tho !!! thats not sourcream near the crouch !!!


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[Dj M Jaxx]

Just beware tho !!! thats not sourcream near the crouch !!!

Eeewwwww:S Thats but mi right off mi tuna mayo salad Brunch

 

[Tigger]

Ewww! Perhaps you could develop a Granny Ramsden's Chicken and Trouser soup with em?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Ewww! Perhaps you could develop a Granny Ramsden's Chicken and Trouser soup with em?

MMMMmmm - M Jaxx runs off to find his thinking cap & Chefs hat

I fell like trousers tonight
like trousers tonight

trousers tonight

 

[Joker Jen]

PMSL @ u lot, thank fek I'd eaten me lunch b4 I read this!!!

 

[Tigger]

Jaxx m8 - I think we're onto a winner here!

 

[fugjostle]

I fell like trousers tonight
like trousers tonight

trousers tonight

LMAO.. its a winner !!!!

We can make a pot noodle variety made from shorts as well.. mmm, what to have to tonight, farrah slacks or savoury chino's

Maybe some ice white sport socks with double navy blue cadet stripes for desert

yum yum

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[ste huxley]

lol Trouser snax like it!!!!

Just thought I'd update you on the clothing food smell issues

Well, my pants didnt smell of oxo today, but my coat did smell of cabbage cooking !

Theres summat in that rain lol