bloody dog part 2

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Amelie

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this is a bit embarassing but i am gonna go ahead as i need the advice.

The last few days my dog, Riley, has been sex mad and is simulating sex with anything and everyone, and i finding this really embarrasing. This morning when the post lady knocked he went straight for her foot:$ , and he had an erection. I was soo red, and he went mad when i tried to get him off, and she looked traumatised:( . I just went out to feed the chickens and he was trying it on with them- they were getting really shirty with him. Do male dogs go on heat, i thought that was just a female dog thing?

And before i get any smutty comments, he isnt trying it on with me.

Is it worth a trip to the vets or will it pass?:S
 

Amelie

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well he is a pedigree and i guess i thought that when i bought him, but will getting him snipped stop his hornyness? :confused:
 

glazzy

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it might not stop it completely but it will calm him down a bit, u should have a chat with ur vet:D

jayne x
 

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In a world of my own
failing that everytime he get horny you could burn his dick with a lighter.

He will soon learn it hurts when he's naughty and he wont do it again, but thats a bit extreme like !
 

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cam said:
failing that everytime he get horny you could burn his dick with a lighter.

He will soon learn it hurts when he's naughty and he wont do it again, but thats a bit extreme like !

whats the number for the RSPCA?????:naughty: :naughty: ;) ;) :D :D

jayne x
 

glazzy

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it could be worse lesley a mate of my boyfriends was kneeling on the floor in our house playing with the dog, well the dog saw an opportunity and went for it!! except he got the wrong end and shoved it straight in his face:$ and we couldn't get him off!!!
every1 else found it funny except for him obviously... and me who nearly collapsed on the floor with embarresment:$ :$ :$ :$ :$
i can laugh about it now though:D :D :D

jayne x
 

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lesley said:
I just went out to feed the chickens
Have I missed something here? Do you have chickens as pets? Not that I'm saying that it's wierd or owt - it's just that chickens are a bit of an unusual pet. I'm digging myself into another one of those holes here aren't I?
 

Jonno

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Have you got like a "Good Life" thing going on in your back garden? Do all the animals get on with each other?

Incidentally I know a bloke who got shipwrecked on a dessert island with a pig and a dog once.
 

Amelie

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well obviously the cat and dog hate each other, the chickens are fine with everyone else and the pig (potbellied) just doesnt really know whats going on.

And yes it is like the goodlife, i have vegtable patchs and try to live off my land as much as possible, also recycle most houseold waste to in the form of compost heaps, which acts as a fertilizer for the following years crop.

And i make the best wine from fallen fruit, very strong it is too.

All free:D
 

Amelie

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Re: pmsl

nathan said:
now that is proper pavlovs dog theory lol

Well Pavlov got his dogs to associate the ringing of bells with feeding times, i hardly think hurting and mutilating my dog is the same.

But i get the 'conditioning' point your trying to make (i think):D
 

Amelie

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Sorry that wasnt very coherent.

I get the point that Cam was making, altough perhaps a little barbaric, which was then hightlighted further-and likened to that of great therorist/philosopher by Nathan.


Sorry, i have a hangover (still)
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