Anyone esle do this? Anyone, anyone.......
Have just started to do actually , last couple of weeks , use bio oil and a body brush round tum , hips , backside and thighs
Wotcha!
So you brush with the oil on? I am doing it without loob, and its making little scratches all over my lumbar region like i have been having manic sex with a midget! Do you do your neck Lottie? I am worried about aging the delicate skin on my decolite (sp?), its starting to look like a mock croc skin bag offof the market as it is.
I am loving it though, i am glowing like mad and it makes my bod all tingly.
and its making little scratches all over my lumbar region like i have been having manic sex with a midget!
there is a male version of 'body brushing' that me and my mates used to do when we were all young free and single. ( a long time ago )
Basically, it involves a young attractive female (the larger the breasts the better ) who you spy trying to pass you in a crowded area and you 'accidently' allow said large breasts brush against your elbow/back as she squeezes past you
oh happy days of youth...
tit cricket that
/edit - explanation below
Tit cricket is a can be fun game that everyone can enjoy. The objective of the game is to get as many points as possible without getting slapped. Same rules as real cricket once you get the wicket/slapped you are out for the rest of the game. The point scheme is a little elaborate but still simple enough for most people with half a brain to remember. As the name indicates, this game is mostly centered on touching titties. Woman titties. Man boobs need not apply. An elbow contactage to the tit will earn you 1 point. A back hand contactage with a tit will get you 2 points. Grabbing both tits with an open palm earns 4 points and finally 6 points is awarded for grabbing a box. A warning is in order: expect to get slapped, punched, kicked and even perhaps pummeled by the boyfriend when going for the box shots. Usually a considerable investment in time and "bump and grind" is required to get away with a box shot. Also, the objective of this game is not to try to get some cheap hit and run point. A true master of tit cricket will get the girls to give the points away. The maximum number of points you can earn from the same girl is 10, so don't expect to win the game by taking a girl to the dark corners of the club and feeling her up there. Be a man, and play fair.
1 of the funniest things i have ever read on here.. Let the games commence
So point scoring is all about trust or do u have 2 have a ref?
So point scoring is all about trust or do u have 2 have a ref?
The best one is where you nudge with yer elbow & then turn round with yer hand to pat her on the arm & say 'oh & i'm sorry about that'... but 'miss'
I'm one step away from the register aren't I :$
We also play 'spot the gay'.... the rules are easy enough for that