well...
dunno about healthy, but it was damn tasty (if a pain in the 'ollocks)
Dodgy's post mashup brekky
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1> take one kettle, boil and brew up
2> plonk brew in front of BrixTim
3> take one pack of kingsize, pass to BrixTim along with tray and rocky
4> demand that BrixTim builds
5> glare at BrixTim for 5 minutes until build commenced
6> bung a load of bacon under the grill
7> glare at BrixTim again and shove Paul out door to get bread
8> tempt Brix with smell of bacon and demand the finished product from tray
9> rip the aforementioned from BrixTim's lips - taking 2 layers of skin with it
10> smile smugly as Brix weeps (crocodile tears) into his tea
11> whack eggs on - and laugh as the aforementioned effects take hold
12> upon arrival of Paul, pass aforementioned straight to him
13> gloat as BrixTim watches them get wellied
14> serve up darn tasty egg n bacon sarnie with the required HP.
15> watch as BrixTim snides off to other room with the double kingsize build full of green, and then wolfs the sarnie.
note to chef: if yer gonna wind up the designated builder, and take so long making brekky cos yer wellied, be prepared for designated builder to rob the remaining green as repayment.