cats back!!!!!!!!!

[cat]

HELLO OSA!!!!!!!!


come on now dont all rush at once to welcome me back into your bosoms just on the off chance that i possess jaffa cakes you transparent fools, i AM on to you, you know!!!! lol

anyhoo i digress................

i am sorry to have ran out on you all recently i do have a very good excuse if anyones interested but perhaps that is for another time when we are all in the story corner with our brews, and a desperate need to hear a dark and ominous tale, but till then we can talk of happier more surreal times!!!!! lol

anyhoo for those who are interested i DO have jaffa cakes but will need to hear something both interesting and informative from each and every1 of you (along the lines of what i have missed or summat interesting thats happened in you lives,) this is because i am not in a too much of a sharing mood you will have to verbally impress me enough to get me to part with my much loved and fabled jaffas!!!! lol (and also i am constantly worried that i have missed something of importance!!!!) lol.

anyhoo group hug over and therapy resumes as normal but please i beg of you..............

.....be gentle with me!!!! till i get a feel for the place again!!!! lol


love jedi cat...........international cat of mystery!!! lol

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[The Frog Meister]

YEY THE CAT IS BACK!

((((((((((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))))))))

Hows you been then?

This place has gone mad!!!

I have my own caffee here so if you want a tea and bicky, then pop around. It's open from 9 am to 6 pm ( basicaly my office hours!) with an hour out for lunch! The rule of thumb is NO DUNKING execpt for croissants and when Jaxx is not around

Jaxx has flipped it ( but we knew that already!) I have never had it, so I can not flip it! ( nothing new there either!)

Joker is on a rampage ( I have the bruises to prouve it!)

and Glazzy is becoming more and more of a loon with Jaxx and I.

Princesswarrior is also tuning into the parties nicely...

and so is everyone elsE!!

Is that enough info???????? D I get a jaffa? do I? do I ?

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Welcome back pussy cat ( Me-ow )

What can I say that will win me a jaffa cake......eerrrmmmm

I have died my hair blond, No seriousley, I have

I have been keeping tabs on people dunking jaffas, and stopped them in their tracks

and all this with a stinking cold, I think that should win me the jaffa cake peace prize

Or a milkshake at least

M Jaxx

 

[cat]

ok my good side shines thru and you both earn a cake of the jaffa. NO DUNKING!!!!!!!!!

mjaxx........ blonde?????!!!!!!! dj barbiejaxx!!!!!!! lol
winner!!
for this sterling effort i will pour you a jaffa cake milkshake!!!!! lol


beebock ((((((((((((((((HUG))))))))))))))) right back at ya m8ie.....xx

will be at the cafe on the morrow, but i want my own table and a BIG fek off ashtray coz i am staying for the day!!!!! and free re-fills on the brew front!!! (not much then cat!!!! lol)

and yes i have missed you all even tho my hardened exterior hides it well!!!!!! lol

 

[The Frog Meister]

Cat.... Free refills? That implies that I charge my friends!!!!!!!!!!!!

The brew is free for you lot!!!!

I like the DJ Barbiejaxx........

Oh, yes, we have Jaxx's little sister now Mini M Jaxx..... she's wicked!

 

[Tigger]

Yay! The insane one has returned!!!!

Not much news from me, I've got a two day blur for memories from the weekend - much madness!

On Sunday I spent the morning at my mates house in Chorley whilst he was at work with his 6 month old Kitten (called Tigger of all things!!!!) and by the afternoon I was ready for catnapping it, it is sooooo cute!!!

I think I get now why you n pix love your puddies so much!!

 

[Joker Jen]

WELCOME BACK M8!!!!!!!!!

Have u come back 2 give us sum sanity??? No wait it's cat u've come 2 send us even further over the edge COOL!!!

We've loads of new members just waiting to be cat corrupted!

As the frenchie sayes I've been on the rampage but u've gotta do sumthing to keep those froggies in line!!!

The food n drink (watch out 4 the coffee is like rocket fuel!!) is the caffee is excellent but the service is a bit ropy at times but then it's run on european values do I have 2 say more!!! (J/J m8!)

 

[ste huxley]

*Textual representation of a Beppe voice*

Owright darlin!, hows the E20???
I just shaved me beard tonight, insured it for a million ya know.
Gonna eat some more crushed glass in a bit for me voice like ya know
Cool as a feckin cucumber I am
Missed ya Cat see ya soon, err Darlin

Beppe

 

[The Frog Meister]

WELCOME BACK M8!!!!!!!!!

Have u come back 2 give us sum sanity??? No wait it's cat u've come 2 send us even further over the edge COOL!!!

We've loads of new members just waiting to be cat corrupted!

As the frenchie sayes I've been on the rampage but u've gotta do sumthing to keep those froggies in line!!!

The food n drink (watch out 4 the coffee is like rocket fuel!!) is the caffee is excellent but the service is a bit ropy at times but then it's run on european values do I have 2 say more!!! (J/J m8!)

Do you want your morning brew poured over your head?

* mutter mutter murter * crap service, I'll show them crap * mutter mutter mutter *

 

[Joker Jen]

Go 4 it m8 u 4get how long me big stick is!!!!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

* puts on armor complete with spikes and everything!!!!! *

RIGHT!!!!! COME HERE!!!!!

* gets axe out *

Lets see that stick of yours!

 

[Joker Jen]

Stick turns into a light saber that reaches everywhere, usin transporter technique!!!!

 

[butty]

*Textual representation of a Beppe voice*

Owright darlin!, hows the E20???
I just shaved me beard tonight, insured it for a million ya know.
Gonna eat some more crushed glass in a bit for me voice like ya know
Cool as a feckin cucumber I am
Missed ya Cat see ya soon, err Darlin

Beppe

lol every time i think of me straddli u mate it makes me chukkle


shit have i said too much again??

welcome bakkers catters last time i saw u i had a hangover from hell dint i - that was all t's fault plyin me with that rechid 20/20



eww

 

[iche_1]

ello cat.........im still on the search for the elusive jaffa cake here in yank town!!!!!

 

[The Frog Meister]

Stick turns into a light saber that reaches everywhere, usin transporter technique!!!!

TRECKY ALERT!!!!!!! TRECKY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Starwars does not have transporters!!!!!

Oh... er......... Have I just reveal my love of starwars?

 

[Joker Jen]

It does when u enter my world m8!!!! I like 2 combine the 2

 

[Pixie]

BIIIIIIRD !!!!!!

anyhoo for those who are interested i DO have jaffa cakes but will need to hear something both interesting and informative from each and every1 of you (along the lines of what i have missed or summat interesting thats happened in you lives,) this is because i am not in a too much of a sharing mood you will have to verbally impress me enough to get me to part with my much loved and fabled jaffas!!!! lol (and also i am constantly worried that i have missed something of importance!!!!) lol.

I'm not gonna share what's happened to me with you cos I don't like you, you smell like hamsters bottoms & you have hairy armpits !!!

Also I do not perform on command !!! (not unless I'm paid well for it !!)

 

[The Frog Meister]

is it still 50p to see you back filp?

 

[Tonksi]

C to the A to the T,
Cat be bak with no delay,
MC Cat what ya have to say!!!!??
Welcome bak Cat noice to see ya to see ya noice

Sorry for the lak of humour I aint got my humour head on:s

 

[cat]

what a lovely re-welcome

thanx to u lot 4 such kind words.

steh aka beppe show us your hairy polo
joker- sort your dodgy star wars / trekky crossovers out!!!! mised ya tho babe!!
butty- stop blaming others 4 ur out of control drinking problems!!!
tonksi - get your humour head back quick!!!
beebock - how about some tables on the street with the big trucks whistling by 4 a truely french feel to the place!! lol
iche - the jaffa hunter stae side......good luck super jaffa boy!!!
pixie aka BIRD u will do exactly what i ask of you when i ask it of you 4 NO MONEY at all!!!! thats the deal!! lol


p.s where is mini m jaxx? need to say hello to her too!!!

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