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<blockquote data-quote="Shooms" data-source="post: 57100" data-attributes="member: 36"><p>These mailshots are cool - will post every time I get one <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/classics/king.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":king:" title="azking :king:" data-shortname=":king:" /> </p><p></p><p>LMFAO @ the thought of Scouse Craig from Big Bro 1 tossing off singing 'it's only a game show'</p><p></p><p>"If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast </p><p>implants, you can look like us." - Gena Lee Nolin </p><p>------------------------------------------------------ </p><p>POPBITCH! _ _ _ _ </p><p> _ __ ___ _ __ | |__ (_) |_ ___| |__ </p><p>| '_ \ / _ \| '_ \| '_ \| | __/ __| '_ \ </p><p>| |_) | (_) | |_) | |_) | | || (__| | | | </p><p>| .__/ \___/| .__/|_.__/|_|\__\___|_| |_| </p><p>|_| |_| 29.05.02 *issue 118* </p><p>subscribe or unsubscribe: <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">http://www.popbitch.com</a> </p><p>our email: <a href="mailto:hello@popbitch.com">hello@popbitch.com</a> </p><p></p><p>* Horrific past of Big Brother house </p><p>* Warren's robust scrotum </p><p>* Charts: Will Young is number one </p><p>------------------------------------------------------ </p><p></p><p> >> It's hip to CHiP! << </p><p> Gay Ponch roleplay sweeps LA </p><p></p><p> There's an interesting new fad in the LA gay </p><p> scene. Partners get dressed up as California </p><p> Highway Patrol Officers, and cruise around </p><p> on Harleys. It's most commonly practiced by </p><p> Latino and Caucasian gay couples. </p><p></p><p> The behaviour is known as "CHiPing". </p><p></p><p>Tell us about unusual sex trends: <a href="mailto:hello@popbitch.com">hello@popbitch.com</a> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Virgin are finally set to drop Victoria Beckham, but are </p><p>patriotically waiting until after the World Cup... so as </p><p>not to upset David. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> </p><p> >> Big Questions << </p><p> What people are asking this week </p><p></p><p> Which sports presenter shagged his friend's </p><p> 17-year-old daughter on a sofa, while her dad </p><p> was in the next room? </p><p></p><p> Which pop pixie's on/off boyfriend has also </p><p> enjoyed man-love with both George Michael and </p><p> famous trannie Darren Pleased Wimmin? </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Kevin Backstreet gets his eyebrows waxed at the </p><p>Sager-French salon in LA. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Warren's robust scrotum << </p><p> Duran penis now available to own </p><p></p><p> Last year we revealed that Duran Duran guitarist </p><p> Warren Cuccurrulo was having his penis moulded </p><p> in latex to produce a realistic "Warren knob" dildo. </p><p></p><p> Well, Warren fans, the "Rock Rod" is now finally </p><p> available. According to the advert, it's a "fully </p><p> detailed rock & roll thrusting cock with robust </p><p> scrotum". See the ad: </p><p><a href="http://www.popbitch.com/warren2.jpg">http://www.popbitch.com/warren2.jpg</a> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Gruesome twosome: Earl Spencer and Sophie Wessex. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Big Brother: The Horror << </p><p> House built on site of The Shining </p><p></p><p> The Big Brother house is this year at Elstree </p><p> Film Studios, and is built on the location </p><p> where horror movie The Shining was filmed. </p><p></p><p>Mr X writes: </p><p> "There is an area of land right next to the Big </p><p> Brother house which is enclosed and was </p><p> the set for the house in the hills where Jack </p><p> Nicholson went all 'Here's Johnny' on us. They used </p><p> some sort of salt lime to create the illusion of </p><p> snow and it has contaminated the ground ever since." </p><p></p><p> So when obvious lunatic Spencer goes mental and </p><p> kills the other inmates with an axe, you'll know </p><p> where he's coming from... </p><p> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Sean Connery was a milkman's helper when he was a kid. </p><p>One of his customers was Betty Boo's grandmother. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Das Jackass << </p><p> Germany embraces pain-TV </p><p></p><p> Jackass has been re-made in Germany </p><p> (though under a different name, obviously) </p><p></p><p> One of its stunts involves a man climbing </p><p> to the top of a tree - and then some other </p><p> men cut the tree down. Ouch. </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Jack and Meg from White Stripes - husband and wife, </p><p>not brother and sister. See their wedding license </p><p><a href="http://www.gloriousnoise.com/?pg=whitestripes1.php">http://www.gloriousnoise.com/?pg=whitestripes1.php</a> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Goodbye pop, hello rock << </p><p> Max Martin and Nick Backstreet go metal </p><p></p><p> The boom in pop music that has occured over the </p><p> last four years was largely a result of one </p><p> man: Max Martin. </p><p></p><p> Once the vocalist in Swedish heavy metal band Its </p><p> Alive, Max went on to write Britney's Baby One More </p><p> Time, along with her other hits and most of </p><p> Backstreet Boys and N Sync's big records. </p><p></p><p> But now Max is returning to rock. And the good </p><p> news is, he's taking Nick Backstreet with him. </p><p></p><p> Nick has always had a great rock voice, and has been </p><p> laying the groundwork for a rock career by getting </p><p> arrested in nightclubs and featuring heavily on </p><p> GroupieCentral.com for his snow'n'skank habits. </p><p></p><p> Now Nick is in Stockholm recording a rock solo album </p><p> with the great Max. Oh joy. </p><p></p><p>Want to see what Max looks like? </p><p><a href="http://www.cheiron.se/max.html">http://www.cheiron.se/max.html</a> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Gawd bless you, Ma'am: Es with a Union Jack logo </p><p>called Jubilees are on sale in Scotland. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Encounters with Ozzy << </p><p> Readers recall meetings with Mr Osbourne </p><p></p><p>Muggins writes: </p><p> "Ozzy walked in to a chip shop in Amersham (where </p><p> his UK residence is), in full goth rock clothes. </p><p> The assistant greeted him with 'Bat and chips </p><p> is it, Sir?" </p><p></p><p> "Ozzy looked at him deadpan, turned round and </p><p> walked out". </p><p></p><p>Met Ozzy? Email <a href="mailto:hello@popbitch.com">hello@popbitch.com</a> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>Nikki French, Britain's Eurovision entry in 2000, has </p><p>the Match of the Day theme as her mobile ringtone. </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Appletons not the new Osbournes<< </p><p> Dumb and Dumber prepare to film their lives </p><p> </p><p> The Appletons have defected to Polydor, who are </p><p> hoping that the switch will magically make the </p><p> lame ducks into pop swans - Sugababes style. </p><p></p><p> To celebrate, Natalie and Nicole are making a </p><p> documentary about themselves - to coincide with </p><p> their double autobiographies. They're currently </p><p> filming in Disneyland Paris. </p><p></p><p>FYI: Contrary to tabloid speculation, the Appletons </p><p>weren't dropped by Warners. They negotiated their way </p><p>out (paying back their advance) as their working </p><p>relationship with the label had become so appalling </p><p>(egged on by the Liams, thinking they should be treated </p><p>like stars - just like them). Plus they hated that Shaznay </p><p>and Mel Blatt are still associated with the label. </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>More King Lou E: check out an early Louis Theroux rap: </p><p><a href="http://www.ntk.net/2000/10/27/therap.jpg">http://www.ntk.net/2000/10/27/therap.jpg</a> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------- </p><p></p><p> >> Things To Make You Go Hmm << </p><p> Wanky Craig, SAGAPO, Fuller-Kylie </p><p></p><p> David Hasslehoff is not the only Baywatch star with </p><p> an unlikely pop career in Europe. David Charvet has </p><p> just released his second album Jusqu'au bout (Leap of </p><p> Faith), and its set for an Autumn release in the UK. </p><p> Bryan Adams has been helping him write songs. </p><p><a href="http://www.davidcharvet.net">http://www.davidcharvet.net</a> </p><p></p><p> Big Brother rumours no.375: Craig often used to wank </p><p> in front of the mirrors singing "It's only a game </p><p> show" - knowing they would never show it. </p><p></p><p> Greece's Eurovision entry rules! The man behind it, </p><p> Michalis Rackintzis, was the first musician in </p><p> Greece to use computers to write music. He studied </p><p> in Britain, and joined a UK reggae group in the 80s - </p><p> Scraptown, which had a minor European hit with Viva </p><p> Sahara. Michalis' greatest experience? Performing </p><p> on stage with Ian Gillan... </p><p> Download S.A.G.A.P.O: </p><p><a href="http://users.eone.gr/grfinal/first.ra">http://users.eone.gr/grfinal/first.ra</a> </p><p></p><p> It's rumoured that Simon Fuller is looking to lure </p><p> Kylie away from her long-term management. Cathy </p><p> Dennis's songwriting (Can't Get You Out of My Head) </p><p> is being used as the bait. </p><p></p><p></p><p> >> Chart predictions << </p><p> New entries for Sunday 2 June </p><p></p><p>++ Number one </p><p>WILL YOUNG Light My Fire </p><p>(TV interview at weekend) </p><p>Interviewer: "So the girl in your video </p><p>is called Fanny?" </p><p>Will: "Yes" </p><p>I: "So we are seriously expected to believe </p><p>that you are interested in Fanny?" </p><p>Will: "No" </p><p></p><p>++ Top Ten </p><p>ANT AND DEC On The Ball </p><p>Radio 1's reluctance to playlist this track may </p><p>derail a long-running attempt by the station to </p><p>get Ant & Dec to host a weekend show. </p><p></p><p>++ Top Twenty </p><p>SEX PISTOLS God Save The Queen </p><p>Disappointing remix likely to miss out on top ten. </p><p></p><p>DJ OTZI Hey Baby </p><p>Only in hell could someone have had the idea to </p><p>re-release a world cup version of Hey Baby. </p><p></p><p>OZZY OSBOURNE Dreamer </p><p>An adult version of the Osbournes is in the </p><p>pipeline: The Ozporns. </p><p></p><p>BUSTA RHYMES Pass the Courvoisier </p><p>Mr T from the A Team appears in the video. </p><p></p><p>++ Top Forty </p><p>ENGLAND BOYS Go England </p><p>Who would have thought Paul Weller would stoop </p><p>so low as to allow Jam classic Going </p><p>Underground to be re-written as this dross? </p><p></p><p>ORBITAL Rest/Play </p><p>Double release to promote next week's release </p><p>of their greatest hits collection: Work </p><p></p><p>BELL & SPURLING Goldenballs </p><p>A sing-a-long classic for Special Needs children </p><p></p><p>FERRY CORSTEN Punk </p><p>Dutch DJ/producer ferry got married yesterday. Bless. </p><p></p><p>REEL You Take Me Away </p><p>Pointless trad-Irish boy-band: the gimmick is </p><p>they play their own old-fashioned instruments. </p><p></p><p>DARIO G Carnival </p><p>Tedious World Cup re-release. </p><p></p><p>ASHER D Back In The Day </p><p>Set to just scrape into top 40. So </p><p>probably not the new Tupac, then. </p><p></p><p>BABE TEAM Over There </p><p>Bunch of large-breasted glamour models try </p><p>(and fail) to cash in on World Cup. </p><p></p><p> >> End Bit << </p><p></p><p>Help Popbitch: </p><p>* Know anything weird or interesting about pop or </p><p>TV in Spain? </p><p>* What are the most exciting guitar bands in Britain? </p><p>* What are Strawberry Switchblade up to these days? </p><p></p><p>Email us about these and everything: <a href="mailto:hello@popbitch.com">hello@popbitch.com</a> </p><p></p><p>[Please note: only the hello@popbitch email address works. </p><p>Replying to this newsletter's return address will not work] </p><p></p><p>Thanks: hotburrito, Jaymz, F-13, bettyswollocks, shoeslut, </p><p>ZoJo, ntk, QJ, jedibitch, paulywalnuts, silicone_carny, </p><p>pauline, rob, mainline, BM, punkgirl, maxbrooklynshaw, eib, </p><p></p><p>Correction: Ministry Of Sound inform us that they're not </p><p>selling their club in Elephant and Castle to bar/club </p><p>chain Luminar. Luminar manage the Ministry's club in Bangkok. </p><p></p><p>Subscribe or unsubscribe: <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">http://www.popbitch.com</a> </p><p></p><p>Popbitch is hosted in a nuclear bunker: </p><p><a href="http://www.thebunker.net">http://www.thebunker.net</a> </p><p></p><p>Old Jokes Home: </p><p>Man : Doctor, Doctor, I have two penises, </p><p>and the one on the left hurts when I wank. </p><p>Doctor : Pull the other one.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Shooms, post: 57100, member: 36"] These mailshots are cool - will post every time I get one :king: LMFAO @ the thought of Scouse Craig from Big Bro 1 tossing off singing 'it's only a game show' "If you eat right and you exercise and you get breast implants, you can look like us." - Gena Lee Nolin ------------------------------------------------------ POPBITCH! _ _ _ _ _ __ ___ _ __ | |__ (_) |_ ___| |__ | '_ \ / _ \| '_ \| '_ \| | __/ __| '_ \ | |_) | (_) | |_) | |_) | | || (__| | | | | .__/ \___/| .__/|_.__/|_|\__\___|_| |_| |_| |_| 29.05.02 *issue 118* subscribe or unsubscribe: [url]http://www.popbitch.com[/url] our email: [email]hello@popbitch.com[/email] * Horrific past of Big Brother house * Warren's robust scrotum * Charts: Will Young is number one ------------------------------------------------------ >> It's hip to CHiP! << Gay Ponch roleplay sweeps LA There's an interesting new fad in the LA gay scene. Partners get dressed up as California Highway Patrol Officers, and cruise around on Harleys. It's most commonly practiced by Latino and Caucasian gay couples. The behaviour is known as "CHiPing". Tell us about unusual sex trends: [email]hello@popbitch.com[/email] ------------------------------------------------------- Virgin are finally set to drop Victoria Beckham, but are patriotically waiting until after the World Cup... so as not to upset David. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Big Questions << What people are asking this week Which sports presenter shagged his friend's 17-year-old daughter on a sofa, while her dad was in the next room? Which pop pixie's on/off boyfriend has also enjoyed man-love with both George Michael and famous trannie Darren Pleased Wimmin? ------------------------------------------------------- Kevin Backstreet gets his eyebrows waxed at the Sager-French salon in LA. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Warren's robust scrotum << Duran penis now available to own Last year we revealed that Duran Duran guitarist Warren Cuccurrulo was having his penis moulded in latex to produce a realistic "Warren knob" dildo. Well, Warren fans, the "Rock Rod" is now finally available. According to the advert, it's a "fully detailed rock & roll thrusting cock with robust scrotum". See the ad: [url]http://www.popbitch.com/warren2.jpg[/url] ------------------------------------------------------- Gruesome twosome: Earl Spencer and Sophie Wessex. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Big Brother: The Horror << House built on site of The Shining The Big Brother house is this year at Elstree Film Studios, and is built on the location where horror movie The Shining was filmed. Mr X writes: "There is an area of land right next to the Big Brother house which is enclosed and was the set for the house in the hills where Jack Nicholson went all 'Here's Johnny' on us. They used some sort of salt lime to create the illusion of snow and it has contaminated the ground ever since." So when obvious lunatic Spencer goes mental and kills the other inmates with an axe, you'll know where he's coming from... ------------------------------------------------------- Sean Connery was a milkman's helper when he was a kid. One of his customers was Betty Boo's grandmother. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Das Jackass << Germany embraces pain-TV Jackass has been re-made in Germany (though under a different name, obviously) One of its stunts involves a man climbing to the top of a tree - and then some other men cut the tree down. Ouch. ------------------------------------------------------- Jack and Meg from White Stripes - husband and wife, not brother and sister. See their wedding license [url]http://www.gloriousnoise.com/?pg=whitestripes1.php[/url] ------------------------------------------------------- >> Goodbye pop, hello rock << Max Martin and Nick Backstreet go metal The boom in pop music that has occured over the last four years was largely a result of one man: Max Martin. Once the vocalist in Swedish heavy metal band Its Alive, Max went on to write Britney's Baby One More Time, along with her other hits and most of Backstreet Boys and N Sync's big records. But now Max is returning to rock. And the good news is, he's taking Nick Backstreet with him. Nick has always had a great rock voice, and has been laying the groundwork for a rock career by getting arrested in nightclubs and featuring heavily on GroupieCentral.com for his snow'n'skank habits. Now Nick is in Stockholm recording a rock solo album with the great Max. Oh joy. Want to see what Max looks like? [url]http://www.cheiron.se/max.html[/url] ------------------------------------------------------- Gawd bless you, Ma'am: Es with a Union Jack logo called Jubilees are on sale in Scotland. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Encounters with Ozzy << Readers recall meetings with Mr Osbourne Muggins writes: "Ozzy walked in to a chip shop in Amersham (where his UK residence is), in full goth rock clothes. The assistant greeted him with 'Bat and chips is it, Sir?" "Ozzy looked at him deadpan, turned round and walked out". Met Ozzy? Email [email]hello@popbitch.com[/email] ------------------------------------------------------- Nikki French, Britain's Eurovision entry in 2000, has the Match of the Day theme as her mobile ringtone. ------------------------------------------------------- >> Appletons not the new Osbournes<< Dumb and Dumber prepare to film their lives The Appletons have defected to Polydor, who are hoping that the switch will magically make the lame ducks into pop swans - Sugababes style. To celebrate, Natalie and Nicole are making a documentary about themselves - to coincide with their double autobiographies. They're currently filming in Disneyland Paris. FYI: Contrary to tabloid speculation, the Appletons weren't dropped by Warners. They negotiated their way out (paying back their advance) as their working relationship with the label had become so appalling (egged on by the Liams, thinking they should be treated like stars - just like them). Plus they hated that Shaznay and Mel Blatt are still associated with the label. ------------------------------------------------------- More King Lou E: check out an early Louis Theroux rap: [url]http://www.ntk.net/2000/10/27/therap.jpg[/url] ------------------------------------------------------- >> Things To Make You Go Hmm << Wanky Craig, SAGAPO, Fuller-Kylie David Hasslehoff is not the only Baywatch star with an unlikely pop career in Europe. David Charvet has just released his second album Jusqu'au bout (Leap of Faith), and its set for an Autumn release in the UK. Bryan Adams has been helping him write songs. [url]http://www.davidcharvet.net[/url] Big Brother rumours no.375: Craig often used to wank in front of the mirrors singing "It's only a game show" - knowing they would never show it. Greece's Eurovision entry rules! The man behind it, Michalis Rackintzis, was the first musician in Greece to use computers to write music. He studied in Britain, and joined a UK reggae group in the 80s - Scraptown, which had a minor European hit with Viva Sahara. Michalis' greatest experience? Performing on stage with Ian Gillan... Download S.A.G.A.P.O: [url]http://users.eone.gr/grfinal/first.ra[/url] It's rumoured that Simon Fuller is looking to lure Kylie away from her long-term management. Cathy Dennis's songwriting (Can't Get You Out of My Head) is being used as the bait. >> Chart predictions << New entries for Sunday 2 June ++ Number one WILL YOUNG Light My Fire (TV interview at weekend) Interviewer: "So the girl in your video is called Fanny?" Will: "Yes" I: "So we are seriously expected to believe that you are interested in Fanny?" Will: "No" ++ Top Ten ANT AND DEC On The Ball Radio 1's reluctance to playlist this track may derail a long-running attempt by the station to get Ant & Dec to host a weekend show. ++ Top Twenty SEX PISTOLS God Save The Queen Disappointing remix likely to miss out on top ten. DJ OTZI Hey Baby Only in hell could someone have had the idea to re-release a world cup version of Hey Baby. OZZY OSBOURNE Dreamer An adult version of the Osbournes is in the pipeline: The Ozporns. BUSTA RHYMES Pass the Courvoisier Mr T from the A Team appears in the video. ++ Top Forty ENGLAND BOYS Go England Who would have thought Paul Weller would stoop so low as to allow Jam classic Going Underground to be re-written as this dross? ORBITAL Rest/Play Double release to promote next week's release of their greatest hits collection: Work BELL & SPURLING Goldenballs A sing-a-long classic for Special Needs children FERRY CORSTEN Punk Dutch DJ/producer ferry got married yesterday. Bless. REEL You Take Me Away Pointless trad-Irish boy-band: the gimmick is they play their own old-fashioned instruments. DARIO G Carnival Tedious World Cup re-release. ASHER D Back In The Day Set to just scrape into top 40. So probably not the new Tupac, then. BABE TEAM Over There Bunch of large-breasted glamour models try (and fail) to cash in on World Cup. >> End Bit << Help Popbitch: * Know anything weird or interesting about pop or TV in Spain? * What are the most exciting guitar bands in Britain? * What are Strawberry Switchblade up to these days? Email us about these and everything: [email]hello@popbitch.com[/email] [Please note: only the hello@popbitch email address works. Replying to this newsletter's return address will not work] Thanks: hotburrito, Jaymz, F-13, bettyswollocks, shoeslut, ZoJo, ntk, QJ, jedibitch, paulywalnuts, silicone_carny, pauline, rob, mainline, BM, punkgirl, maxbrooklynshaw, eib, Correction: Ministry Of Sound inform us that they're not selling their club in Elephant and Castle to bar/club chain Luminar. Luminar manage the Ministry's club in Bangkok. Subscribe or unsubscribe: [url]http://www.popbitch.com[/url] Popbitch is hosted in a nuclear bunker: [url]http://www.thebunker.net[/url] Old Jokes Home: Man : Doctor, Doctor, I have two penises, and the one on the left hurts when I wank. Doctor : Pull the other one. [/QUOTE]
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