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Amelie

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There used to be this guy who lived on the next steet to mine when i was growing up. He had a gingerish mullet and always, always wore a white muscle vest. He also always wore light blue stonewashed jeans and had lots of 'gewd' on his bod. Quite a few rings, perhaps a medallion that sat proudly amoungst his ginger rug. He had swallow tats on his hands, and as tragic as it sounds sometimes i would catch a tiny smell of his Old Spice and pretend it was my real dad (who i remember smelling like that- smell is the most nostalic of emotons for me).

He never wore a coat, even in the snow i would watch him walk past my folks to go to the offy and he would be there, strutting like a peacock with corned beef skin, smoking a roll up (before they came cool again). His name, well his nickname was 'Mayor'.

His wife was called Stella, and she always wore slingback high heels and very tight short skirts. I remember her shoes always had the paint coming of the heels, and i used to like walking behing her listening to the 'clip clop' sound they made whilst skenning for new white plastic showing though on her worn down heels.

Mayor died about 15 years ago, he had a stroke. Stella could not cope with living in the same house so she went to live by the sea somewhere ( it used to make me sad thinking of her sinking into the sand in her knackerd slingbacks missing her husband). It sounds silly but i felt really bad, as this old odd couple were really part of my youth.

Anyone else have strong memories from youth of people they never actually knew, just observed and shit. My mum always said i was a wierd kid who would spy on people lol, so i have loads.
 

Saysay

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When i was a young kid i would look out of my bedroom window and watch the dog in the opposite house, i think it was a labrador, it would look at me and id look at it, i used to think it was lonely coz it was always in the back garden all by itself, and when we moved from that house i remember lookin at the dog thinkin it was goin to be more lonely when ive gone, lol! :$

There was also this really strange man, dressed in a tatty suit who used to shuffle along the pavement, my mum told us to never speak to him, he once went to grab either me or nicola when my mum was in the a telephone box but she saw him and yanked us both into the phone box. :eek: Thing is, on our way to school one day with my dad, he started talking to him and the bloke said that nicola reminded him of his daughter who used to be a ballerina, the bloke seemed like a nice person, just misunderstood i suppose.
 

simzzzz

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yeah there used to a be a propper srcuffy family that lived nr me, they was a bit mental as well, you know the sort very over weight with permenant pastry based products in their mouths ;) for some mad reason they had a oven outside their house ???
man we terrorised them big time 1st port of call for a game of knock door run :thumbsup: trouble is they seemed to like it as if they was getting attention :confused:
 

tricky nicky

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in heaven of course!!
plenty of characters from my old estate derker in oldham!!!
one fella cant remember his name ,we used to knock on his window for a chase, the poor bastard must ave been pestered for years!!!
also a perv who used ride round in cycle shorts with what can only be described as an elephants trunk down there!!!
will ave a think about some more!!!
 
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DeeDee

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Jonny welly is our towns main character (local tramp) and has been since i was young.......he's never changed, named 'welly' due to the fact that come rain our shine he always wore wellies he's moved upmarket now and has taken to wearing slippers (a few sizes too big mind) he walks everywhere and goes for miles, you see him in the oddest of locations, if your nice to him he's fine even though he stinks to high heaven and you can still smell him 20 mins later, but if your nasty to him expect a torrent of foul language and abuse!! Ive got him as a freind on my space heres the link if you also would love to have him as your pal! www.myspace.com/johnnywellyman hehe..............tis a shame for him though he got beat up by a sad lot called the 'parr boys' who think they are proper gangtaz the saddest bunch of losers you will ever come across! they had a vid up on you tube but it must have been removed, nast shits picking on a tramp........dead hard that:mad:
 

Amelie

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Jonny welly is our towns main character (local tramp) and has been since i was young.......he's never changed, named 'welly' due to the fact that come rain our shine he always wore wellies he's moved upmarket now and has taken to wearing slippers (a few sizes too big mind) he walks everywhere and goes for miles, you see him in the oddest of locations, if your nice to him he's fine even though he stinks to high heaven and you can still smell him 20 mins later, but if your nasty to him expect a torrent of foul language and abuse!! Ive got him as a freind on my space heres the link if you also would love to have him as your pal! www.myspace.com/johnnywellyman hehe..............tis a shame for him though he got beat up by a sad lot called the 'parr boys' who think they are proper gangtaz the saddest bunch of losers you will ever come across! they had a vid up on you tube but it must have been removed, nast shits picking on a tramp........dead hard that:mad:

What utter twats!

I am always curious about homeless people- i would love to actally find out what/how/why they are in thier situ.
 

Jiglo

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I know what you mean about smells Amelie, they're the main thing for trigering me back to a certain time and place:cool:

Didn't really notice any strong characters in those days, just a Polish nutter who was off his head!:D
 

Lucky Rolley

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There was a lad what lived near us on outskirts of blackburn who thought he was black but was white in a pre-tim westwood kinda thing.
Always hanging around record shops and chatting up the ladeez - espesh the blondes.
I used to speak to him and in his responses he punctuated everything with beatbox style stuff and did them 'oooh yeahs' and 'whuck-tush' whip cracks which were prevalent at the time in an italo oriented, freestyle breakbeat style patois.
He had long, unwashed blonde hair which was dreadlocked at the front but matted at the back in one huge doormat thing. Sort of a proto-afro-mullet if one was to describe it to a hairdresser without the use of a picture or a drawing.
He used to go to monroes in Gt Harwood around the early 90's and commanded great expanses of the dance floor with his outlandish moves and ferocious body odour.
He probably has a respectable job and may even be married now.
We called him the Ace of Spades
 

Jonno

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There was a lad what lived near us on outskirts of blackburn who thought he was black but was white in a pre-tim westwood kinda thing.
Always hanging around record shops and chatting up the ladeez - espesh the blondes.
I used to speak to him and in his responses he punctuated everything with beatbox style stuff and did them 'oooh yeahs' and 'whuck-tush' whip cracks which were prevalent at the time in an italo oriented, freestyle breakbeat style patois.
He had long, unwashed blonde hair which was dreadlocked at the front but matted at the back in one huge doormat thing. Sort of a proto-afro-mullet if one was to describe it to a hairdresser without the use of a picture or a drawing.
He used to go to monroes in Gt Harwood around the early 90's and commanded great expanses of the dance floor with his outlandish moves and ferocious body odour.
He probably has a respectable job and may even be married now.
We called him the Ace of Spades
Lol, I remember him - he was hard as fuckin nails and no mistakin!

I have it on good information he runs salsa classes on cruise ships now :condom:
 

Lucky Rolley

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I think you're mistaken. He has two enormous left feet which resemble lobster pincers and dances like he's been tazered under a heavy dose of Largactyl. Like I said, he's white & thinks he's black. No way could the Ace of Spades teach salsa.
There's a rumour round Mill Hill that he's made his fortune growing phallus shaped vegetables for export to the German market.
 

Duke

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i can only remember 3 characters from when i was a nippa all 3 wer handycapped , 1st 1 was ray he was about 40ish and used 2 collect milk bottles and take them 2 the shops (used 2 piss the milk man off as they wer he's bottles and had to take em bac from the shop ??????) 2nd was brian he was a wolves fan so he got stick 4 that (in a nice way) until he got me in a neck lock and the milk man had 2 help get him off me, panicing like foook :cry: (i worked wid the milko as a kid) 3rd was a bloke who sang elvis songs all day (he was fooooking good at it , ask ezee) u could hear him b4 u seen him ,