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Chavalanche n. A terrifying Burberry-clad cascade of scratters. (defintion curtesy of Viz).


Right, Jonno and I have have just returned from a pub on the outskirts of Prestoni, and it can only be described as Chav central. We just called in as it was next to a Spar (neither of us ever like to pass on a sly pint opprtunity).

I have never been in an enclosed place with as many chav's at once. It was madness. It was all hoop earings, crazy bling and Elesse tracksuits.

The highlight was easily when (i would like to point out that music was playing throughout our visit, the kind of Scooter nonsense) an apparant 'anthem' came on, and they all went bannanas, dancing in some really fast fashion, arms waving and (i kid you not) hopping on Rebbok Classic clad feet! Hopping! Fecking hopping! :axe:
 
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ah the good old chavsters they sure know how to party and dress for the occasion, infact given a choice id like to be there with 'them' than here right now.
id sit with a tia maria n coke with interest studying there social behaviour and habits and pondering whether they will eventually take over the world with their sporty burberry look accessorized with hudge amounts of gold bling bling committing their lives to dss fraud mass reproduction of mini me chavs happening as we speak with chavsterettes on their well run council estates complete with dealers, pimps , crack heads, burnt out cars etc..
or if and when :confused: they will become extinct......
 
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Amelie said:
The highlight was easily when (i would like to point out that music was playing throughout our visit, the kind of Scooter nonsense) an apparant 'anthem' came on, and they all went bannanas, dancing in some really fast fashion, arms waving and (i kid you not) hopping on Rebbok Classic clad feet! Hopping! Fecking hopping! :axe:
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pmsl this bit was the best lolol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

nice link sirius :thumbsup: while i'm here does any1 know the link for the mental video of the lad with the hat, i think he was in a flat and they kept playin him music and he was goin off his head?? i've had a look in the humour for it but with no luck :(

jayne x
 
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PMSL @ Chavalanche... quality

On my hol's this year I met one of the top fashion designers for Burberry and could not resist pointing out that the sales of the high end £3,000 plus Burberry outfits must surley be effected by the highly popular commercial high street retail outlets and the stylish youth of today modeling there brand :p ....... think my words were a failure by your own success..LOL - friggen h8 Burberry
 
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last nite was a bit of a dream after all the wine business but one conversation of pure wafflage lead to the subject of cheese,
he said 'bet they even eat burberry cheese',
i said 'yer what like with checks in?'
he said 'yer all brown/beige veins with checks'
i said' we should make some called it chav cheese'
he said 'what about chavsterlea'

after more a lot waffle we came to the conclusion
'we should call the new cheese making chavstershire'
:D
we endevoured to hav a few more riduculous conversations...
jut thought id share this with u as its appropriate :hubba:
 
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Amelie said:
Chavalanche n. A terrifying Burberry-clad cascade of scratters. (defintion curtesy of Viz).


Right, Jonno and I have have just returned from a pub on the outskirts of Prestoni, and it can only be described as Chav central. We just called in as it was next to a Spar (neither of us ever like to pass on a sly pint opprtunity).

I have never been in an enclosed place with as many chav's at once. It was madness. It was all hoop earings, crazy bling and Elesse tracksuits.

The highlight was easily when (i would like to point out that music was playing throughout our visit, the kind of Scooter nonsense) an apparant 'anthem' came on, and they all went bannanas, dancing in some really fast fashion, arms waving and (i kid you not) hopping on Rebbok Classic clad feet! Hopping! Fecking hopping! :axe:
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And the address was ? :D
 


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