Cheap thrills part deux.

[Amelie]

This are a few we have been trying out at our house. (Holding off a wee is still my fave tho).

Sit somewhere different in the front room, normally i sit by the window to watch the goggle box. Before i tried it on the other sofa, the whole room looked dead different- like being in someone elses living room. Its where people who visit normally sit, and i was disgusted at the amount of dust that collects round the bookcase, i can't see that usually.

This one is better. Swap sides of the bed for the night. Its loads of fun, i can spy different things in the room as i fall asleep, the bed squeeks in a new way, that kind of thang. Plus, its good to have a root through the bedside drawer. Jonno's is full of tissues, gay porn and poppers i have now discovered.

Anyone got any that i can do tonight? I did suggest the other day that Jonno and i should pretend to be blind for the night. I did say i would make it easy by making tea first, then we had to go blind at the re-heating moment, but he does'nt really want to do it, the miserable git.

 

[Dj Britalian]

(Holding off a wee is still my fave tho)

Crikey :|

Thats torture to me that, especially when you are stuck in a traffic jam & the next services is 25 miles away & you are bursting :$

Try to go a whole evening without turning on anything entertaining, i.e. the tv, radio, computer, decks.

Now there's a challenge

 

[Amelie]

Another one we do is play the 'freezer challenge' game. You have to make a meal stright outta shit from the feezer, general store cupboard items such as herbs and pasta are allowed to be added, as are veg. Markes are given for presentaion, taste and originality. Then you swap and its the others turn the following night. You might want to introduce a coin flipping thing here, as really its not fair that one gets to have a freezer root before the other, as naturally they might get the best bit of rouge meat that has been lying around. I feel, as we do in our house, is to remeber when scoring who got to go first.

 

[Dj Britalian]

Another one we do is play the 'freezer challenge' game. You have to make a meal stright outta shit from the feezer, general store cupboard items such as herbs and pasta are allowed to be added, as are veg. Markes are given for presentaion, taste and originality. Then you swap and its the others turn the following night. You might want to introduce a coin flipping thing here, as really its not fair that one gets to have a freezer root before the other, as naturally they might get the best bit of rouge meat that has been lying around. I feel, as we do in our house, is to remeber when scoring who got to go first.

Can this game apply to a singleton like myself lol :$

My freezer only has ice cubes in at the minute, lol.

 

[Amelie]

Crikey :|

Thats torture to me that, especially when you are stuck in a traffic jam & the next services is 25 miles away & you are bursting :$

Try to go a whole evening without turning on anything entertaining, i.e. the tv, radio, computer, decks.

Now there's a challenge

Fucking hell, you're having a laugh aren't you- Jonno and i need the distraction of mod con's to stop us actually conversing- otherwise it ends in a full on wrestling sesh with me getting him in a hedlock and gossing on his bonse. We hate it when there is a power cut, God all that talking to one another- its plain wrong.

As for the wee, man it feels ace when you finally go, thats the whole point. No pain, no gain solider.

 

[sweet sensation]

As for the wee, man it feels ace when you finally go, thats the whole point. No pain, no gain solider.

Its great for your pelvic floor too

A good game is to put something random on top of something in a room in your house, or to turn something upside down.

I once put someones shoe on top of the tele and they didnt notice it for days, also turn the phone upside down so when someone goes to answer it, it falls. Or put shaving cream or toothpaste in the fridge and normal cream and tomato puree in the bathroom, always good for a giggle!


Theres loads more but I dont want to ruin it cos Jonno will be looking for them when he gets home

Aaaah the fun I used to have lol!!

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

fookin hell i can't wait to get married me now :|

 

[sweet sensation]

fookin hell i can't wait to get married me now :|

Youre supposed to get maturer with age aswell, its a load of bollox!

 

[Lozzie]

Try and find new and exciting ways to get down your stairs...tea trays and duvets are a must! Also, try putting your jumper over your hand and "zip sliding" down your bannister rail!

Also, trying to find animal's etc in the patterns in your ceiling...

Similar to the one you have already said, but re-arranging the furniture in your rooms is top! Makes you feel like you have moved!!! (although I know you don't like moving, it has all the fun, but none of the trauma???)

 

[Jiglo]

Try wearing rubber gloves in bed

 

[Amelie]

Lol i used to spend hours re-arranging my bedroom as a teen, really doing my fucking back in moving beds and wardrobes and shit. Then i would decide it looked better before and have to move it all back. Also, why did i fel the need to put all my make-up shit, like deodarant, hairspray and things around the mirror on the dressing table, it was like a shrine to all things cosmetic. If you knocked summat over going for the Insette it stared of a domino rally stylee chain of aerosols going arse over tit.

 

[Lozzie]

Lol i used to spend hours re-arranging my bedroom as a teen, really doing my fucking back in moving beds and wardrobes and shit. Then i would decide it looked better before and have to move it all back. Also, why did i fel the need to put all my make-up shit, like deodarant, hairspray and things around the mirror on the dressing table, it was like a shrine to all things cosmetic. If you knocked summat over going for the Insette it stared of a domino rally stylee chain of aerosols going arse over tit.

I don't think that was just you!!!! hahahaha...made me piss. Like trying to bend your arm round behind your "Charlie" to grab your colloction 2000 mascara or somthing....fucking hell...insette...oh my god, I remember the "taste" well!!!

 

[Amelie]

I don't think that was just you!!!! hahahaha...made me piss. Like trying to bend your arm round behind your "Charlie" to grab your colloction 2000 mascara or somthing....fucking hell...insette...oh my god, I remember the "taste" well!!!

My big sis once glued her fingers together with Insette, she had had a sly fag and was trying to spray her hands to get rid of the smell, and some how her fingers stuck together and she had to go to caz to get them sorted. She also once stuck her jeans to her legs whilst applying false nails, the crazy bitch.

 

[lottie]

how about a word game with a twist is there a word you or him use all the time ie BABE ( bastards on big bro ) write dares down for him and him the same for you another example he has got 2 go 2 the shop in your shoes or one off your tops , every time you or him say the word you have 2 do a dare off the list

 

[db909]

I'm glad other people do daft stuff too
We've done the making a cuppa and something to eat without using your hands gaffa tape your hands behind your back so no cheating

others are who can watch telly while stood on your head for the longest (usually best when the progs are shite)
or the old stand bys hopping everywhere (need a sturdy bannister for the stairs) or walking on your knees trying to talk in a different accent for the night can be good fun too especially if you both try to do the same one

Who says kids don't know how to play anymore

 

[Amelie]

I'm glad other people do daft stuff too
We've done the making a cuppa and something to eat without using your hands gaffa tape your hands behind your back so no cheating

others are who can watch telly while stood on your head for the longest (usually best when the progs are shite)
or the old stand bys hopping everywhere (need a sturdy bannister for the stairs) or walking on your knees trying to talk in a different accent for the night can be good fun too especially if you both try to do the same one

Who says kids don't know how to play anymore

I did welsh once, but i did it for too long lol, by the third day apparantly it was annoying lol. Jonno does Jamacian quite often, and we both have a go at an asian one, but man thats a hard one to master.

I am liking the hands tied behind the back- that sounds a good one.

 

[Ed]

You lot are mental.

PMSL here though. Need to watch Billy Liar on DVD again.

 

[Elev8/Levit8]

or what about just drinking til you bowk then drinking some more...
old skool

 

[Amelie]

You lot are mental.

PMSL here though. Need to watch Billy Liar on DVD again.

Hey whats the Billy Liar film like? Its my fave all time book- yet i am scared to watch it incase it spoils it for me. I have all the characters set firmily in my mind you see. I love Billy, he is the brother i never had- i even do the whole number 1 and number 2 thinking.

 

[Amelie]

or what about just drinking til you bowk then drinking some more...
old skool

Lol i rarley drink to spew spew kid levels, but the last time i did Jonno was a right ****. He lfet me all room spinny and just gave me a washing up bowl. Then i remeber waking up to find his hands araound my neck- i thought he was trying to kill me lol and a little struggle errupted- he says he ws checking my pulse. Later i woke to find him sticking a toothbrush down my throat, again he claims he was trying to help me by making me sick. He wanted me dead, i know it- now i sleep with a knife under the pillow.