Classic Mc Lines

[pacman]

Just been listening to a few tapes and clocked gems such as the following:

An old Mickey Finn tape (Old Skool) where the MC's goin'"You wanna keep the Mickey Finn in Yorkshire, you wanna feed him chips and egg.....and yorkshire puddin'"!!!!

And MC Lethal at Shelleys "Big shout out to the Northern Ireland crew.........all the way from, NORTHERN iRELAND"!!!

Does anyone recall classic statements of this nature?

 

[nathan]

there was a guy in london

called chalky white that used to sprout absolute rubbish and somehow won mc of the year. I've got a tape of him telling ravers to fuck off and telling them off for sitting down for a minute. he also goes "who's had a red and black? then you better shack"? he was off his tits all the time

 

[whatyadoinsucka]

i've got a pill in me pocket
i know i want a drop it
when i come up, a come up like a rocket

is the only one i ever remember
dreamscape/ milton keynes tape

not exactly an mc, but a totally fucked up dj

i also had the mikey b from club kinetic 94/5/6

where he scratched the decks needle/arm...........right across the record


then shout's

some ramblings and ended saying 'and if your like me your totally fucked' hahahahahahaahaaa (in a 'le voie le soliel' stylee laughter [subliminal cuts])

 

[lost in thebeat]

i remember that one - make some noise for the needle!!!!

 

[sweet sensation]

cheeky bugger said "has anyone got any chewy out there ?? For the boys ??"

Bloody cheek, get yer own..

Sweet xx

 

[pacman]

Ive got a Hhelter Skelter tape where the music suddenly stops and the MC starts shouting out some random girls name saying that she has to contact her parents immediately as theres an emergency!!!!! Now thatwould wreck your head