Cleakheaton Darts and Dominos Club

[WAFC]

Heard good reports about it, sounds like my kind of place, if anyones been could they answer my questions.


1.do they play 5's and 3's in there?
2.are there ageing afro carabieans who slam the doms down on the table when they win?
3.do they have proper old skool lancastrian music hall stars in there such as gracie fields or george formby?
4. do they have a wurtlitzer?
5. is there a dress code and can i bring my prize pigeons?
6. can woman sit in the tap room?
7. is there some form of captain like figure from the peter kay series who collects your subs as you go in?
8. Do you think the legendary Mavis the Ravis will flash us a bit o' grey if i ply her with enough Mild?

c'mon old skool posse help me out

 

[cam]

you fucknig muppet

 

[Dj Ben Fisher]

LOL WTF ????

funnily enough ive just been in cleckheaton tonight out flyering and postering . . never heard of the darts and doms club there tho . lol

 

[WAFC]

pah you 2 obviously don't know anything

the cleckheaton darts and dominos club is the most underground club in the entire world. me albert,gladys,charleston and mavis often go there on a tuesday and dance a foxtrot while the wireless belts out proper love songs from the big band era.bing crosby what a legend. FLYPOSTING,FLYPOSTING, listen son we don't do drugs down here we can dance for hours on end with just a nice cup of pg tips. eeeeeeee i really love those adverts with them monkeys.