sirius said::|:S
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(so to try and out grotesque you all)
.....So is cottage cheese-like textured cock snot not a good sign then?
Sirius
Kinda makes ya little swimmers have no chance of swimming anywhere.
'Cos my body is a temple and all that shit..
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Kinda makes ya little swimmers have no chance of swimming anywhere.
sirius said::|
(so to try and out grotesque you all)
.....So is cottage cheese-like textured cock snot not a good sign then?
Sirius
PMSL @ cock snot , silly fooker i spat my brew everywhere when i read that
Gross. And it's just reminded me of a joke
Why should you never go down on a woman the morning after?
Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie?
Why should you never go down on a woman the morning after?
Have you ever tried opening a cheese toastie?
Saysay said:
fookin hell
I started this thread thinking it was about cottage cheese looking like jizz. Dun't bother me, I'll still eat my cool dorito's dipped in cottage cheese like a pr0.Then I see this message and now I think I've been put off cottage cheese for life. Saw it and thought, oh yeah, so it does
noooooooo ---
f.
note to self: stay away from saysay when out, she's sick in the heed and possible in the nether regions too
Although...
We could have just devised one of those new Internet quizzes. There's 10 pictures of an angry beaver and you have say whether its a yeast infection or a cottage cheese fetish ??
What would suck is meeting a girl with a cottage cheese fetish who had a serious thrush infection. Wonder if the lumpy bits taste cheesey
We could have just devised one of those new Internet quizzes. There's 10 pictures of an angry beaver and you have say whether its a yeast infection or a cottage cheese fetish ??
What would suck is meeting a girl with a cottage cheese fetish who had a serious thrush infection. Wonder if the lumpy bits taste cheesey
fugjostle said:Wonder if the lumpy bits taste cheesey
I think I'd rather not find out. If I discovered that a girl had cheese on her kebab I'd be out of the door quicker than lager turns into piss.
fugjostle said:Although...
We could have just devised one of those new Internet quizzes. There's 10 pictures of an angry beaver and you have say whether its a yeast infection or a cottage cheese fetish ??
What would suck is meeting a girl with a cottage cheese fetish who had a serious thrush infection. Wonder if the lumpy bits taste cheesey
PMSL!! You say im sick!! haha.
ilovepiano said:
euwwww! Dont say that, I had a cheese and ham toastie earlier, it was hard work anyway, so good job I never read this thread beforehand!
this thread is just spiralling into disrepute more and more
fugjostle said:note to self: stay away from saysay when out, she's sick in the heed and possible in the nether regions too
hang on, pmsl.....its amelie that started this, not me.
ilovepiano said:
jeezus christ :|
tbh, when i read the first post my immediate reaction was jizz too , despite thinking it must be odd looking jizz that needed seiveing if it was the answer!
cant say i'd have come up with the right answer! :S I like cottage cheese anyway :$
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Lozzie
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Amelie said:I am eating loads of cottage cheese at the mo. Can any ladies guess what one word i think of though when i look at it? Its wrrrrrrrrrrong, but i can't help it.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Amelie said:I am eating loads of cottage cheese at the mo. Can any ladies guess what one word i think of though when i look at it? Its wrrrrrrrrrrong, but i can't help it.
Me too. Its great for aiding muscle recovery and building muscle considering you go to the gym a lot. The casein in it is very slow digesting as well so i have it before i go to bed so my body can feed on the protein all night and by the morning my muscles arent aching so much. Nice to see your going to the gym and thinking about the diet at the same time.
Not many people do lol. Imo if you are doing both the diet and gym you will see the results tenfold. You cant do one without the other imo. anyway thats my paragraph for the day.
