can't believe this. the following conversation took place when i went to sign on today.
"oh sir do you realise that your claim was terminated at the beginning of this year"
"no of course i didn't that's why i've been getting up at 10am and coming here every fortnight"
"well sir apparently you never answered a letter they sent you and so you may not be living where you said you were and they suspect you to be in full-time employment."
"why?"
"because you haven't noticed the money not going into your account so you obviously don't need it"
"well i haven't had a bank statement but i have incurred loads of bank charges"
"you'll have to ring them up"
"oh sir do you realise that your claim was terminated at the beginning of this year"
"no of course i didn't that's why i've been getting up at 10am and coming here every fortnight"
"well sir apparently you never answered a letter they sent you and so you may not be living where you said you were and they suspect you to be in full-time employment."
"why?"
"because you haven't noticed the money not going into your account so you obviously don't need it"
"well i haven't had a bank statement but i have incurred loads of bank charges"
"you'll have to ring them up"