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nathan

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got a funny story for ya.
okay basically i was helping my mate alastair move house yesterday and it was bloody hard work. Anyway so me, al and a friend of his are parked on the pavement carrying stuff out of this van, whilst coming back from the flat i see al's mate chatting to a guy who is waving a sony camcorder around. it's the small cute one. I ask al's mate what this guy wants for it
he says £150 I say that it's worth about £2000
he asks me if i have any cash cause he only has £80. i so no
he says he'll ask the guy if he'll take £80 for it. by now the guy is in the car.
meanwhile i'm still carrying stuff as i have to get back to my club for tennis
al's mate comes running over with this little bag well chuffed.
I say jesus he went for it. wicked
the guy is trying to open the bag but the zip is knackered
it's a little holdall
he eventually gets it open and it is filled with 3 cans of baked beans wrapped in newspaper
he says he swore he saw the guy drop the camera into the bag and he must have done a proper david blaine stylleee
the whole thing was soo slick right up to the fucked zip so you couldn't get it open until the man was gone.
I have a feeling there was another guy on the pavement further down the street incase we got heavy and
the guy looked columbian
i told the story to my cab driver who had been done with a computer and a bag full of bricks and then a tennis club member as well.
 
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nowthen

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Shoomster said:
:naughty: Waitrose only for me fella - snobby fecker that I am lol :$
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Is that why yer moved darn saff? To hunt out posher beans?

Cos they only do 'My mums' in brum.

oh yean an I all I can say about the camcorder incident is...

WAA- CHING! yer got STUNG!
 
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digthemusic

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johns_ar said:
aldi beans are alright like, 8p a can

good for bottom burps
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It cracks me up every time someone says that,i`ve never be in the aldi round our end but all i can imagine is shelves full of cheap beans and nothing else.

As for the rip off merchants beware of greeks baring gifts.Been told of a bloke who does work for us sometimes who bought a couple of telly`s of some pikeys and when he opened them all they hadin them was the screens and bricks for weight.The lad in the garage supplies i used to use also thought he`d bought a top quality leather coat tried one of them on and everything,the bloke says i`ll get you one from the van which was rapped up when the bloke had gone and he got it out of the wrapper pure PVC lol.

digthemusic
 
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nowthen

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digthemusic said:
[B.Been told of a bloke who does work for us sometimes who bought a couple of telly`s of some pikeys and when he opened them all they hadin them was the screens and bricks for weight.[/B]
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LOL! their always doin the rounds with them round ere, I know a few peeps that have been stung, me pal bought a vid off some pikeys that was shrink wrapped an even had a currys invoice with it! but when he unwrapped it , it had no insides an the remote was a lump of wood!

I still rip the piss outta him now for it, as if yer buy anythin off a pikey an expect it to work!

DOH!

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