Does anyone remember the diehorrer song ?

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the kids playschool rhyme that used to get sung I can remember this much

It comes from your bum, like a bullet from a gun, Diehorrear Diehorrear
It trickeds down your knee, like a



cant remember any more can you ???

 

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Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.



I was walking down the lane and I felt a funny pain.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

I don’t know what to do, as I cant find a loo.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

It is very hot and runny, and it’s not very funny.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

It comes from your bum like a bullet from a gun.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

Now it has all gone, but it’s left a strong pong.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

I need to go home and wash, as I don’t look very posh.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

it were only a few years ago

 

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Fantasic mate, Ive been racking my brains for that one cause some guy was off sick ith it yesterday, Ive just mailed everyone in the office but tweeked it a bit

John was walking down a lane when he felt a funny pain.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

He didn't know what to do, as he cant find a loo.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

It was very hot and runny, and he said "its not very funny".
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

It came from his bum like a bullet from a gun.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

Now it has all gone, but its left a strong pong.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

He needs to go home and wash, as he don't look very posh.
Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea.

 

[dj_jam]

lol.......that will go down well on monday!!! ha ha

 

[cam]

he's back in today just sent it now lol

Most the team liked it

Team Leader was pissing himself


scored some brownie points

how shit was that for a joke ?

LMFAO that was was even crapper

oh god they just get worse!

 

[dj_jam]

oh..ive wrote worse.....

but they were rather pants... (nearlly a poo joke) oh ho..theres another.

ill skid to a stop now.....oh ho

farewell!!!!!

 

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skid to a stops got to be the worst cause not only is it shit, its propper shit ! lol

 

[JohnnyPink]

It runs down ya pants like 10 million ants.

It hits the toilet pan, like no other poo can.

 

[Saysay]

Lolol, i remember that!! Aaah the good ole school days!!

Anybody remember any more?

E by gum, can ya belly touch ya bum, can ya bum touch ya belly by gum!!

Okay so thats a crap one! :$

 

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ip dip dog shit you are not it lol

 

[Taff]

Daft song at my junior school was :-

'JESUS CHRIST!!! SUPERSTAR!!!'
'WHERES A PAIR OF NICKERS AND A PLAYTEX BRA!!'


Ahem....

 

[Saysay]

Haha! Does anybody remember this one?

Firstly you'd draw a stick person on your left hand and a scribble on your right then sing.....

Maggie Thatcher throw her up and catch her, wibble wobble wibble wooble....heres Maggie Thatcher! (You'd show your left hand then screw your hands together showing your right hand after!!) Hmmmmmmm!! :$

 

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we had

Jesus Christ Superstar, came down from heaven on a Yamaha,
Pull a skid, Killed a Kid, ragged his bollocks on a dustbin lid

 

[JohnnyPink]

Lolol, i remember that!! Aaah the good ole school days!!

Anybody remember any more?

E by gum, can ya belly touch ya bum, can ya bum touch ya belly by gum!!

Okay so thats a crap one! :$

we had

e by gum can ya belly touch ya bum
can ya tits hang low, can ya tie them in a bow
Can ya toss em over your shoulder, like a regimental solider.

oh the joys of shcool eh.

also we had

2-4-6-8 who do we really hate,
Margaret Thatcher, chuck her in the bin,
Put the lid on, sellotape her in.
If she gets out knock her on the head.
Glory, glory maggie thatchers dead.

 

[dj_jam]

another one

in 1986
the queen pulled down her knicks
licked her bum
sed yum yum
its better than weetabix


not that there is anything wrong with weetabix.....

 

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not that there is anything wrong with weetabix.....

LL nutter

 

[AKB82]

We had; 2 4 6 8 who do we really hate?
Maggie Thatcher chuck her in the bin, Don’t forget to sellotape her in, if she pops out knock her on the head, then we know the old cows dead!
there were other but can’t remember them now lol