driving.... what makes you maaad!!
- Thread starter grover
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Yeah that's one that gets me mad too 
And when people decided to drive at 60mph (or less) in the fast lane and refuse to move for aaaaaaaaages, even though I am flashing them irately for them to p*ss off grrrrrrrr
And when people decided to drive at 60mph (or less) in the fast lane and refuse to move for aaaaaaaaages, even though I am flashing them irately for them to p*ss off grrrrrrrr
Nissan micra drivers. Kill em all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The 'brake on every slight bend' drivers
The 'go at least 10mph under the speed limit drivers.' It's a 70 road, do at least 65, pleeeeeease. I've got some extreme cornering to do an your slowing me down!!!
The 'do i, don't i overtake' drivers. It's a tractor doin 10mph, have some balls ya nancy.
People who can't clearly understand how to go round a round-about. As if it's some kind of massive intelligent task. God damn, jus look at the arrows on the floor!!!!!!
Wrapped up simply, i think i am the best driver on the road an everyone else should move outta my way. lol I do have a bit of a bad habit when it comes to driving. :$ Should calm it really.
The 'brake on every slight bend' drivers
The 'go at least 10mph under the speed limit drivers.' It's a 70 road, do at least 65, pleeeeeease. I've got some extreme cornering to do an your slowing me down!!!
The 'do i, don't i overtake' drivers. It's a tractor doin 10mph, have some balls ya nancy.
People who can't clearly understand how to go round a round-about. As if it's some kind of massive intelligent task. God damn, jus look at the arrows on the floor!!!!!!
Wrapped up simply, i think i am the best driver on the road an everyone else should move outta my way. lol I do have a bit of a bad habit when it comes to driving. :$ Should calm it really.
Dordelers who think goin over 10mph is breakin the speed limit (usually old fogies)
Spesh pisses me off coz im late for work ever mornin so it holds me up even more!
Or thoose loons who nearly crash into u then drive off without realisin they near caused an accident!
who think goin over 10mph is breakin the speed limit (usually old fogies)Spesh pisses me off coz im late for work ever mornin so it holds me up even more!
Or thoose loons who nearly crash into u then drive off without realisin they near caused an accident!
Vickles said:Oh and learners
j/k
Now that's one group I have more patience with, we were all learners once.
My rule is to never, EVER, trust a driver wearing a hat.
People who drive too slow
People who have no idea which lane they should be in
Boy racers in their crappy cars with bits stuck on here and there in a vain attempt to make their car look as if its goes faster than the 1.0 nova it really is!
Cyclists who think that they should be riding in the centre of the road
Pedestrians who take half an hour to cross the road after not even looking before they stepped out
People who park in the mother and child spaces and they havent got children
People who take ages pulling out at junctions, when you could have pulled out with a 20 foot trailer on by now
People who stop for ages for all the oncoming traffic in the world when you clearly could have fitted them and a doubledecker bus through at the same time!
People who park on corners making it a life and death dash to pull out because you cant see a bloody thing.
People who pick thier nose in the car, like noone can see you!
As you can tell i dont have many pleasant journeys!!!
Im sure there are many more, i will post them as they come to mind!!!
People who have no idea which lane they should be in
Boy racers in their crappy cars with bits stuck on here and there in a vain attempt to make their car look as if its goes faster than the 1.0 nova it really is!
Cyclists who think that they should be riding in the centre of the road
Pedestrians who take half an hour to cross the road after not even looking before they stepped out
People who park in the mother and child spaces and they havent got children
People who take ages pulling out at junctions, when you could have pulled out with a 20 foot trailer on by now
People who stop for ages for all the oncoming traffic in the world when you clearly could have fitted them and a doubledecker bus through at the same time!
People who park on corners making it a life and death dash to pull out because you cant see a bloody thing.
People who pick thier nose in the car, like noone can see you!
As you can tell i dont have many pleasant journeys!!!
Im sure there are many more, i will post them as they come to mind!!!
Oooh just thought of another one that really gets up my nose....
People who park across our drive.....arrrgh i feel like going out and smashing their car up!!! Do these people not know that its illegal to park across a lowered kerb???? Knob heads.
I am victor meldrew
People who park across our drive.....arrrgh i feel like going out and smashing their car up!!! Do these people not know that its illegal to park across a lowered kerb???? Knob heads.
I am victor meldrew
I don't drive a car but get well irritated as a passenger. Mostly been said. Tailgaters, and people who go to slow are my pet hates. Particularly get irritated by '40mph drivers' they just do 40 ... everywhere... if they're in a 60 zone it's 40mph if they are in a 30 zone it's still 40mph. It's like they are the human version of cruise control! ANNNOYING!
Also when on a motorbike I get fed up with car drivers who:
a) DON'T look... "sorry mate I didn't see you".. yeah... I'm a foot higher up than the cars wearing bright red and black with my front light on in the daytime... I can see how you missed that....
b) Won't move over a bit when your are filtering / overtaking in slow traffic. It's sooooo petty. Some don't see, but you know that some do and wont move over 'if I'm going slow - you have to as well' A mate of mine told me he has actually had someone move over to block him! 
Also when on a motorbike I get fed up with car drivers who:
a) DON'T look... "sorry mate I didn't see you".. yeah... I'm a foot higher up than the cars wearing bright red and black with my front light on in the daytime... I can see how you missed that....
b) Won't move over a bit when your are filtering / overtaking in slow traffic. It's sooooo petty. Some don't see, but you know that some do and wont move over 'if I'm going slow - you have to as well'
A mate of mine told me he has actually had someone move over to block him! oh yes and another...........i really need to get a life!!
People who have kids in the car and they are
1. Not restrained and are bouncing about all over the place
2. Smoking Sat there in a tightly shut metal box choking the poor kids to death. I think that should be classed as child abuse.
People who have kids in the car and they are
1. Not restrained and are bouncing about all over the place
2. Smoking
Sat there in a tightly shut metal box choking the poor kids to death. I think that should be classed as child abuse. Markz said:Women in cars.J/J
LOL !!! I agree.
Also hate it when people stay in the outside lane on a motorway parallel to another car doing 65mph!!! That really winds me up!
DJ_ID said:
Haha! We was behind one of these dinks the other day coming back from a day out at Pendle Hill. It was an old bidder of course, nearly always is. These tossers actually think they are driving safely crawling along at 20 miles an hour under the speed limit, but really they are causing chaos all around 'em cos everyone behind em gets so frustrated they end up over taking when its not really safe to do so.
I'm not being mean, but old peoples reaction times are a lot slower, so it turns them into ditheres of the highest order....they should really know when its time to give up, my Grandad has just stopped driving an he's 87, but to be honest he probably should have sacked it a few years ago. Its not their fault, just nature init. Slower thinking and fast roads just don't mix.
People in the outside lane doing dead on the speed limit
People with a tendency to touch the brake at least every 5 seconds
People with a tendency to touch the brake on their car if the car 10 miles in front shows the slightest sign of slowing down on a 30 road.
People who start indicate when they are already cornering.
People on Mobile phones in the outside lane (cant you see Im trying to overtake you whopper)
Oh yes and women dropping their kids off at school who seems to think its ok to stop in the middle of the road.
People with a tendency to touch the brake at least every 5 seconds
People with a tendency to touch the brake on their car if the car 10 miles in front shows the slightest sign of slowing down on a 30 road.
People who start indicate when they are already cornering.
People on Mobile phones in the outside lane (cant you see Im trying to overtake you whopper)
Oh yes and women dropping their kids off at school who seems to think its ok to stop in the middle of the road.
I hate people who are far too inpatient, always want to get where they're going as fast as poss, beeping at me and flashing their lights, just chill out, you'll get there in the end. 
