eastenders spin off

[hektik]

lisa will tragically die ion a freak cow exploding accident.

the shock of seeing lisa covered in cow intestine let mark and phil patch up their differences, and they decide to move to america together, in order to bring up baby loiuse in a warm caring environment.

it will be called 'my two eastend dads'

wahddya mean its already been done??

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

LMFAO @ HeKtik You F**kin nutter m8

 

[Tonksi]

LMAO@hectik!!!

Will those cheeky cockney fathers take the US by storm....they cud do what with Phil and his cheeky cockney violent streak and wit and Mark with his errmm barra of fruit n veg

 

[hektik]

yeah, they can have a moral at the end of each episode, like all goood (???) US sitcoms

Phil: i know i used to beat the crap out of any tom dick or harry that didnt do what i wanted, but i have discovered that violence only makes the problem worse. in future i shall discuss my problems with that person and a guidance counsellor, and draw up a five point plan fro improval. thank the lord i doscovered the error of my ways and live in beautiful americe

mark: god bless america

baby: gurgle

whole cast: ahhh *all laugh*

i can feel the vomit climbing up my throat already!!