Evil fruit

[GemGem]

I feel very sick today, I ate a tangerine yesterday and when i came downstairs this morning the rest of its family had gone all mouldy

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

:S Ewwwwww nice

Thats put me off my apple im eating now

 

[GemGem]

bad time of year for fruit!!!!!!!

 

[Shooms]

LOL - thats why you should stick to things like pot noodles, burgers, chinese take aways, ice cream & Nestle double cream .... this type of food group is scientifically proven to never go mouldy

Fruit indeed *tsch*.... youngsters today, I dont know...

 

[GemGem]

i eat a pot noodle everyday for me dinner!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

bad time of year for fruit!!!!!!!

Sure is....i put it down to the weather conditions....

When will people relise that a fruit is not just for summer....it's for winter too (Jaxxy shakes head in disscust)

My sugestion to you would be "Canned fruit" not quite as nice as fresh fruit, but still....a safer alternative during these tropical winters we have in the uk

What the feck am i going on about

Sorry m8....waffling as usual

 

[Shooms]

i eat a pot noodle everyday for me dinner!

or you a posh noodle kinda girl or just a plain ole ordinary pot noodle lass ?

You cant go round with the new posh sweet & sour favour.....

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Did someone out there mention pot noodle

 

[GemGem]

or you a posh noodle kinda girl or just a plain ole ordinary pot noodle lass ?

You cant go round with the new posh sweet & sour favour.....

i like a bit of both coz its better to have a bit of variety

 

[Shooms]

Did someone out there mention pot noodle

LMAO ! See - you come online Jaxxy & it all goes noodly ! I'm breaking out the jaffas in preparation

I like to tease em by going to dunk....... & then pulling back at the last nano second.... straight into me mush

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Did someone mention Jaffa cakes

 

[Joker Jen]

Oh yes & dunkin in the same post

spot on shooms that's the best way 2 welcome him back 2 the fold!!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

Nowthen GemGem

There is your all year round fruit that can be eaten at lesiure & safely during the winter months "The Jaffa Cake" its like a biscut & a cake.......but it's neither or either...its simpley just a "Jaffa Cake"....and what makes it benificial to yourself is.....it is lined within with a sweet yet tangy orange center that should forfill your fruit appertite untill the summer months return.....and you can once again pick forbiden fruits from the tree's

But never dunk the Jaffa........your tea is but pure poison to the little round chocolate coated fella


F_ck....now ive really lost it, aint i

 

[Joker Jen]

But never dunk the Jaffa........your tea is but pure poison to the little round chocolate coated fella


F_ck....now ive really lost it, aint i

nah dunkin in wine is a far far more sophisicated way 2 dunk & really adds 2 the flavour as well

 

[Shooms]

nah dunkin in wine is a far far more sophisicated way 2 dunk & really adds 2 the flavour as well

Liking that idea Jen Its like the sherry trifle setup innit....errr without custard, jelly, cream & hundreds & thousands

In fact.... Jaxxy - how do you stand on a trifle made with a jaffa cake bottom layer.... surely this would be the pinnacle of the lil fellas career ??

 

[ste huxley]

Ive got posh noodle chilli one in my cupboard, I am now going to eat it. This board has manipulated me into eating it:S

Hope the next post isnt about running around fields with your widgy out, shouting OSA FOREVER!

 

[Dj M Jaxx]

nah dunkin in wine is a far far more sophisicated way 2 dunk & really adds 2 the flavour as well

Your a sick woman.......and you need a large amount of medical help

 

[Joker Jen]

Liking that idea Jen Its like the sherry trifle setup innit....errr without custard, jelly, cream & hundreds & thousands

In fact.... Jaxxy - how do you stand on a trifle made with a jaffa cake bottom layer.... surely this would be the pinnacle of the lil fellas career ??

believe when i say I've tried the wine dunkin & gotta say it was top of topness!! Next time ur up north I shall bring both jaffas & wine so that u can enjoy the experience with me & if jaxxy's there as well we have 2 make sure sum1 takes a piccie!!

 

[fugjostle]

LOL - thats why you should stick to things like pot noodles, burgers, chinese take aways, ice cream & Nestle double cream .... this type of food group is scientifically proven to never go mouldy

Fruit indeed *tsch*.... youngsters today, I dont know...

I hear ya matey !!!!

Also... down with veg !!! (except potatoes)

Also... you'll smoke a turd in hell for eating egg !!!!

 

[Shooms]

Also... you'll smoke a turd in hell for eating egg !!!!

innit mate I've said it before & I'll goddamned say it again:

Egg is the food of Satan

If it smells that bad how can anyone put it in their mouths ???