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Shoomster said:


In fact.... Jaxxy - how do you stand on a trifle made with a jaffa cake bottom layer.... surely this would be the pinnacle of the lil fellas career ??
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Well IMO this is both an interesting, creative & politcal idea in which i have no problem in disscussing in further depth....

I belive your question to be a very valid acount of how the develish art of dunking can be misconstrued into beeing somthing it is not. Although the jelly when added to the jaffa cake base it is technicly a liquid hence quoting me to say "No....this is a strange form of dunking" even if the fact is that it is the liquid that is beeing added to the Jaffa....and not vicer vercer

But.....on the flip side....given time and the right condition, the natural pectin & Gleargel A (the starch) thickens the evil liquid into a gel/ almost solid but wobbly texture ....which once again returns the dear beloved jaffa cake into being what it is best....a solid food product.....and somthing to be enjoyed by many future generations

So in sumry, and in short

Great idea Shoomie.....and technicly not a dunked product

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>>Egg is the food of Satan

Yeah Egg bit of a strange one, I love egg in all its guises except eggy trumps:hurl: (unless they are my own lol)

I used to hate the smell of someones eggs butties at school but on the other hand Id love the smell of them if they were my own.
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Dj M Jaxx said:
Your a sick woman.......and you need a large amount of medical help :D
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I know see not a lot changes does it now!! All I can say in me defence was the jaffa made me do it, he begged & begged 2 be dunked & then eaten!! "I wanna dive straight in2 the vino" was his cry so there wasn't much I cud do bout it I resisted as long as I cud!! But in the end the powers of persuasion of the jaffa proved 2 b me downfall!
 
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I know see not a lot changes does it now!! All I can say in me defence was the jaffa made me do it, he begged & begged 2 be dunked & then eaten!! "I wanna dive straight in2 the vino" was his cry so there wasn't much I cud do bout it I resisted as long as I cud!! But in the end the powers of persuasion of the jaffa proved 2 b me downfall!
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I rest my case:p :D
 
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Bow to the almighty !!!!

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and a slight nod to the young pretender

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Err

Im eating my chilli posh noodle now, ooh how posh I feel.
What I want to know is why is thin noodles posher than fat noodles?

Also Ive just added loads of chilli sauces into like some proper hot stuff from Barbados, I think called the El Ringo Stingo, and its well hot!!! Not as a hot as the Bombay badboy but deffo posher. Im gonna call it the Bombay Posh Cad.

PS Ive got a week off so this kind of rambling will continue throughout the week.:condom:
 
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On the subject of confectionary, i had a two finger kitkat the other day and one finger was entirely chocolate with no waffer, i couldn't decide whether i was happy or gutted about it!!!!!!!!

On the one hand it more more chocolate, yet i couldn't help feeling cheated.
 
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'Shabba' said:
On the subject of confectionary, i had a two finger kitkat the other day and one finger was entirely chocolate with no waffer, i couldn't decide whether i was happy or gutted about it!!!!!!!!

On the one hand it more more chocolate, yet i couldn't help feeling cheated.
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No way !!!!!!!!!

You luck girl you....i dream of the day i find an chocolate finger in a kit kat.....proper bo

Could you imagine finding one of them big KIT KAT bars that was was all chocolate...jesus that would be a happy find...then again, i would probably be as sick as a penguin in a microwave afterwards though........

PS Ive got a week off so this kind of rambling will continue throughout the week
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Looks like a top week in the making hear



and JaxxY... You are the Original "Bombay Bad BoooooY" Right??
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You know it pettle...."Come again":D
 
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Weird one I had that with the chunky one it was just choc
It would peck if it was just a wafer tho

'Shabba' said:
On the subject of confectionary, i had a two finger kitkat the other day and one finger was entirely chocolate with no waffer, i couldn't decide whether i was happy or gutted about it!!!!!!!!

On the one hand it more more chocolate, yet i couldn't help feeling cheated.
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ste huxley said:
Err

Im eating my chilli posh noodle now, ooh how posh I feel.
What I want to know is why is thin noodles posher than fat noodles?

Also Ive just added loads of chilli sauces into like some proper hot stuff from Barbados, I think called the El Ringo Stingo, and its well hot!!! Not as a hot as the Bombay badboy but deffo posher. Im gonna call it the Bombay Posh Cad.

PS Ive got a week off so this kind of rambling will continue throughout the week.:condom:
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hee hee - I dunno why but they do feel posher :D I eat mine with a silver spoon & lay a napkin across my lap :D
 
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'Shabba' said:
On the subject of confectionary, i had a two finger kitkat the other day and one finger was entirely chocolate with no waffer, i couldn't decide whether i was happy or gutted about it!!!!!!!!

On the one hand it more more chocolate, yet i couldn't help feeling cheated.
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Thats the Holy Grail of kitkats Shabbs :D :thumbsup:

My mate bought a tub of cadburys choc icecream once & found a hooooge lump of cadburys finest half way down :D he said it was the size of a large tangerine :D :D
 
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"You Boy Make Me P*ss" :D

Shooms, the mental Imagery of you in my Head then.. Was Proper Funny!!! LoL .... :D


JaxxY - It's definatley "Been Emotional" LoL

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hee hee :D I'm deffo a spoon lad though when it comes to Pot Noodles..... forks just dont do the bizz for me... also... I'm a bit of a rebel.... coz on the instructions it says pour boiling water, stir & wait 5 mins & then stir again, topping up with water as neccesary.....

Not me baby ! I just pour, stir & crunch :D Al dente Pot Noodles are the future :D
 
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I'm not a big pot noodle fan... I think summat is wrong in ma heed. Gibbor me a Gregs Cheese and Ham Pasty any day !!!! hmmmmm, cheese dripping down ma chin :D

Don't get me wrong... I've rather have a Sayers Cheese and Ham Pasty but they don't have any Sayers in Sheffield :cry:

Someone mentioned Onions... they also suck donkey d*ck... I'd much prefer to peel a Terry's Chocolate Orange... yum yum !!!
 


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